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❝ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ'ᴠᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ɪs ᴘʀᴇᴘᴇʜ—ᴘᴇʜᴘʀᴇʜsᴛᴜʀᴜs… ɪs ᴅᴜᴍʙ. ❞

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Penned by Chris

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Spending sometime on my oc rp blog, i’m miss playing him so bad rn!

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    “I DON’T TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY. I DON’T TAKE                 MYSELF ANYWHERE. I NEED TO GET OUT MORE.”

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Scared Starters

“What are you scared of?” “I’m not scared of anything!” “I’m scared.” “I’m… I’m n-not scared!” “Why does that scare you?”  “That’s scary!” “That was scary!” “It’s not that scary.”  “I”m not scared, I’m just… nervous.”  “Scared, me? Ha!” “Yes, I’m scared, okay?!” “I was scared.” “Everyone’s scared of something.” “If you aren’t scared, you should be.” “It shouldn’t be scary.”  “I’ve never been more scared in my life.”  “You scared the hell out of me!”  “I like being scared.” 

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"You're either someone with a death wish or someone running away fron something."

“I encourage you to try and kill me then theater man- many have tried! Also… I do not see it as running away, simply searching for more… perfect ingredients!” he pulls out a biscuit that has been in his pocket for at least a few years. 

“Want some?” 

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"I'd like a sandwich." ("demand" in a more polite way lol)

“No ones asked me to make a meal for them before- what an honor! I will get my finest ingredients for you card man. “ It wasn’t long before Twitch returned with a clearly diseased  and disgusting sandwich.

“Order up! So- you play GO Fish?”

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' i demand a sandwich! '

“Comin’ right up! I have been working on a new special recipe it gives a but of a… punch!” He giggles, handing over a rotten and molfy sandwich that was covered in flies. “Just for ya, m’lady. It’s me mommas recipe.”

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‘what did you do?’ {{{ heeey

“Who me? I am offended ya would assume a nice rat like me is up to no good! I am offended! ….I put molded cheese in that child’s backpack.” He snickers. 

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Halloween Asks for Months of the Year

January: Have you ever had to wear a coat on Halloween?

February: Have you ever been a part of a couples costume?

March: What’s the luckiest/best treat you ever got trick’r’treating?

April: Have you ever dealt with rain on Halloween?

May: Does your Easter candy hold you over until Halloween?

June: Ever gone on vacation over Halloween?

July: Do you set off fireworks for Halloween?

August: How early do you start planning your costume?

September: Did you like being in school on Halloween on have the day off?

October: What is your favorite Halloween tradition?

November: Have you ever had snow on Halloween?

December: Do you savor Halloween or jump right into Christmas after the 31st?

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The Conjuring sentence starters

136 starters feel free to change gender pronouns ‘read-more’ added for length content warning: suicide mention, violence

“It scares us just thinking about it.”

“When you hear us, you’re gonna think we’re insane.”

“It was moving around by itself.”

“Ever think that maybe someone had a key to your apartment and was just playing a trick on you?”

“Wait, you did what?”

“Miss me?”

“Ghosts don’t possess such power. I think what we have here is extremely manipulative. Something inhuman.”

“What’s an inhuman spirit?”

“It’s something that never walked the Earth in human form. It’s something demonic.”

“Demonic spirits don’t possess things, they posses people. It wanted to get inside of you.”

“Oh, god, we’re in the middle of nowhere…”

“What’s the matter with you?”

“Look what I found, _____.”

“No peeking!”

“Where should I hide?”

“That’s cheating.”

“Alright, what did we break now?”

“_____? What do you see down there?”

“Stop it, _____. It’s not funny.”

“Thanks for making this work. I know it’s a lot to bite off.”

“You still too fried to christen the new house?”

“And there was this really funky smell in my bedroom last night. Reeked like something died.”

“This is gonna take some serious elbow grease.”

“What are we gonna do with all this stuff?”

“Speaking of ‘knocked around,’ what did you do to me last night?”

“Feel free to look around. Just don’t touch anything.”

“Wow… This is crazy.”

“Everything you see in here is either haunted, cursed, or has been used in some kind of ritualistic practice.”

“It’s safer for these things to be in here than out there.”

“Sometimes it’s better to keep the genie in the bottle.”

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chadtronic quote starters

All of these are quotes videos from the Chadtronic YouTube channel [ Link in name ]

Feel free to change pronouns if needed!

“Welcome to our company, we DON’T trust you. That’s a pretty warm welcome to your new hires, I think.” “Oh! This is like a entirely different video now.” “Man, good thing she fixed that rug, that could have killed someone probably, maybe…probably” “That one guy…he’s shoplifting and no one’s paying attention.” “If you got a back injury from picking up a teddy bear, that would impress me.” “90% of merchandise in this store is either ceiling fans or cat litter. “You if need any cat litter or ceiling fans [ store name ] is the perfect place to shop.” “I’m not gonna lie, that’s pretty cute little dog.” “Make sure before you go out on you own adventure to give your wooden sword a nice, little stroke.” “That’s a conspiracy I’ll let you guys figure out.” “I wonder if the current backpack he’s wearing have supernatural powers.” “I wonder if it’s the backpack responsible for [ name ]’s madness. The Mario Backpack is like Sauron’s ring…it’s infecting his mind.” “Did that ghost scare you so much that you soiled your pants or…just saying..” “Somebody know how to use After Effects now.” [ name ] that’s not where you live, that’s the wrong house.”

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You think you can help me,                                           SAVE me,                                                           but I’m far too broken,                                                                                           and far too gone. 

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Ya boi is finally back

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Today’s Rodent of the Day: Twitch the Plague Rat from League of Legends

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send ‘what did you do?’ to find my character in a pool of their own blood!

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Stargate Atlantis — Remnants  {Sentence Starters}

“I killed you.“

“No, you should hear me out.“

“I can’t. The decision’s been made.“

“Don’t roll over for them. Fight this.“

“You shot me. There’s a difference.“

“Well, have a little lie down. It’ll pass.“

“Take your time. We’re here all night.“

“What, he did? Why would he do that?”

“I thought you said it wasn’t dangerous?”

“How’d you get here? How’d you find us?“

“My point is, it wouldn’t hurt to be thorough.“

“So, tell me, what are you running away from?”

“I said you’re brilliant because… because you are.“

“Yeah, um, anyway, on the way back I had an idea.“

“This is where I come to be alone with my thoughts.”

“Yeah. I thought you would need some convincing…”

“You’re a good man. I really wish they could see that.”

“Yeah. F.Y.I., this conversation ended six seconds ago.“

“Did you really expect me to just give up without a fight?“

“I have no intention of letting you die. Now, climb back up.”

“Right! Well, knock yourself out. That’s what we’re here for.“

“Wait a minute. What did you just say? Why’d you say that?“

“You disappoint me.I didn’t think you’d be this easy to break.“

“I’m always deep in thought. Makes me sharp… and sleepless.“

“My point is, your point is pointless… and a giant waste of time.“

“Maybe he has work to do, you know? Some of us are busy people.“

“Sorry. I just didn’t want to disturb you. You seemed deep in thought.“

“You realize it’s highly unlikely you’re actually going to find anything?”

“You know, I can see your lips moving but I’m not hearing any sound.“

“Ah, you’re awake. Save your energy. You’re not getting away this time.“

“You can tolerate more than any man I’ve ever known. Now, why is that?“

“Honestly, yes. I assumed you’d let common sense guide you on this one.“

“I like it here. And quite frankly, I don’t like the idea of leaving a job unfinished.“

“I hold all the cards. The decision is in my hands. This is a fight you cannot win.“

“Truth be told, I’m having a horrible day and I’m not in much of a laughing mood.“

“You’re either someone with a death wish or someone running away from something.“

“Unlikely, but, at the very least, I have the satisfaction of knowing I went out swinging.“

“Well, then I will have wasted an hour of my time and you’ll be able to tell me ‘I told you so’.”

“If it is so simple and so important to you, why don’t you just go ahead and do it yourself?“

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A message to anyone having a rough day: 

Whoever you are, wherever you are, whatever you’re going through… I’m proud of you for making it this far. I’m proud of you for doing your best. I hope everything becomes a little easier, because you deserve it. You deserve the best.  <3