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I am at the Denny’s- shit wait we didn’t say which one!

Uhh.. do you have a pokegear?

OH MY ARCEUS, YOU'RE RIGHT, WE DIDN'T! WE'VE WASTED SO MUCH TIME THAT COULD'VE BEEN SPENT BATTLING WAITING AT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLACES!!!! Which Denny's are you ACTUALLY at, then?

And yeah, I have a pokegear! Do you? Can I get your number???

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Magic!anon: you are now tumbling from class.

(Ooc: anon I'm so sorry but I have no clue what tumbling from class means so I don't know how to answer this)

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WOE, ALOLAN RATICATE BE UPON THEE

(ooc: going to assume this is a magic anon, if it's not then my bad)

Where did this guy come from?!!?? I'm in Johto!!!

AGH HE KEEPS HYPER FANGING ME HELP HELP HELP

Regular rattatas and sometimes even raticates love me, ALOLAN ONES ARE A DIFFERENT STORY!!!!

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//ooc: I'm bored so magic anons are on now. make literally anything happen to joey and I have to go along with it

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Rattatas are the greatest, right?!

deck the halls with- a fuckin ratatta just bit my ankle

tis the season to be- oma another one bit my arm

don we now our- ok this is getting ridiculous

troll the ancient, yule- and now I got squished by a raticate

lovely

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Meet me at the denny’s for a rodent duel

I'm here, where are you??

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Wanna battle my bidoof?

I'm always wanting to battle!!! And I bet my rattata would obliterate your bidoof before you can even blink!!!!!! You're on!!!!!!!!!!

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My rattata will beat that level 100 feraligatr this time, I just know it!!!! 500th time's the charm!!!!

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What is your favorite thing to do with your ratatta?

Training for twenty four hours a day at Route 30!!!

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I've changed my mind about everything, math is so cool

Did you know a rattata is exactly one foot tall???? We should just replace feet with rattata!!! Maybe then I'd even listen to my BORING math lessons!!!!!!!

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Oh my god

-@walkingbugencyclopedia

Typical reaction to seeing someone as cool and awesome as me!!!

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Why are the rattata emojis gray and white?? 🐀🐁 And where are their teeth??????? And why do their tails have no curl at the end??????? I don't think the person making these has ever looked at a rattata!

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Did you know a rattata is exactly one foot tall???? We should just replace feet with rattata!!! Maybe then I'd even listen to my BORING math lessons!!!!!!!

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// thank you for making this blog. Thank you for bringing this to Rotomblr. It is wonderful, I hope you have a great day.

You're so kind! It warms my heart to know people enioy my blog!! I hope you have a great day too!!!