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what are many or several of you on about.

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the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

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One of my favorite gags from contemporary SCP was from this article about a pointlessly dangerous extradimensional convenience store with layer upon layer of fatal death traps installed at every stage in the shopping process, one of which is a pit full of poisonous snakes below the checkout line. And then there’s a footnote saying that rather than being a confusion of terms between “venomous” and “poisonous” the snakes themselves are actually fangless and completely docile but anyone who falls into the pit and sees the snakes comes under a compulsion to start stuffing the snakes in their mouth

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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

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So, my sister is having surgery today, and as I’m pacing through the hallway, I find this.

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the voice of the devil

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Queued right up for it

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saw some people saying it was good that david lynch turned down the offer to voice bill cipher because if he had accepted he would've been remembered mostly for being the tumblr sexyman triangle guy among younger audiences, but i truly have a hard time believing that david lynch would feel bothered by that. i actually think he might have said yes if he knew then that people would draw toxic yaoi of his character with an old man

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