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all that's really left of this world is licking clit and clicking shit

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Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

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oh? 👀

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reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

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call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

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[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

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There are 8 years worth of comments asking this guy how it's going and he hasn't responded to a single one

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15

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conspicuously stepping on a pressure plate in the dungeon of the gender transformation mage & immediately being bisected by a sawblade

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There are three ways to combat gender dysphoria (specifically my gender dysphoria):

1. Listen to "Real Men" by Mitski.

2. Listen to any Will Wood song.

3. Suck it up and get yourself together.

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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

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here comes the airplane

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf

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A pound of smoked salmon for the lady. STAT