raspberrii-cheesecake
Replaced water in my body with soft drink syrup
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I like pink, I like sweets, I like cute characters, and I also like bugs. That's about as much info as needed. Oh, I can speak Spanish too ig
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 2 hours ago
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 4 hours ago
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 24 hours ago
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please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 24 hours ago
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Cats' behavior will remain the same 🐈😺
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 24 hours ago
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I have a thing to get to but had to get this out real quick
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 1 day ago
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There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance
Excuse me while I get sad .
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My perfect thick idiot son, Calvin, who has never done anything wrong in his entire life except today when I let him climb my young redbud tree and he went to the highest branch and wedged himself in the crook of it and wouldn't budge and he's so big I was afraid that he might break the branch so I had to get a stepladder and get him down while the neighborhood jays that come by for peanuts whenever they see me in the yard freaked out and sat screaming on the fence to warn me that there's a snake very near me because I'm obviously too stupid to see it and clearly in mortal peril.
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 3 days ago
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We are receiving unconfirmed reports that it is bedtime. Citizens are advised to get into their pajamas and remain on high alert
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 3 days ago
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just made the best non-looping gif i think
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 3 days ago
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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
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raspberrii-cheesecake · 3 days ago
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I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.
This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.
If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.
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