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today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

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Honestly, sometimes you need to do manic pixie dream girl shit as a fully 29-year-old man and it's literally okay. I still buy those little perforated Valentines they make for kids to give to each other at school and keep them in my pocket to hand out to cashiers and strangers the first two weeks of February, and it does not matter at all if people think I'm annoying for doing it because I could easily kill myself instead. Take it easy, keep it sleazy.

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you can get shockingly far just by giving people things

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today i ran barefoot down the middle of the highway into oncoming traffic to scoop this thing

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this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

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flowey doodles

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mr moustache is literally so human-contact motivated it wilds me out sometimes. like ive had affectionate rats before but ive never had one whose sole interest during free roam is to be as close to my hands or face as possible literally every given second

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candyland's strongest soldier

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#88 - Birthday Cake cookie

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their relationship in my smashverse lol

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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

Louse got your tongue? No, it's the tongue-eating louse! As its name implies, this isopod is a parasite of fish; females latch onto a fish's tongue and cut off the blood vessels until the tongue falls off completely. The female tongue-eating louse then takes the place of the tongue, helping itself to any food that the fish might eat, as well as mucus produced in the fish's mouth.

(Image: A tongue-eating louse (Cymothoa exigua) resting on a fish's head by Marco Vinci)

Bonus image under the cut of a tongue-eating louse living up to its name!

(Image: A saddleback anemonefish (Amphiprion polymnus) carrying a tongue-biter isopod parasite (Cymothoa exigua) by Mike Veitch)

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