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if you think i'm cute now wait until my head accidentally falls off and rolls away and i have to chase after it blind and pick it up and put it back on every few minutes because i get nervous

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there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

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this is what happy feels like

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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d��oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

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Deep ocean creatures

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Melting Lamps by kumbhglass

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I love the random replacements for clichés writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that

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I can’t believe they’re making me do my degree I signed up for

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would be fun if for once characters in a scifi story landed on a planet and it was like desert or whatever and theyre like ooh... a desert world.... and the people who live there are like what? no? this is just a desert. planets are very big. they have multiple biomes

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Black Swallower - Veiled Sea

Endless Ocean Luminous, Nintendo Switch

what a name. scientists why did you name it that

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Here’s how it’ll look outside when you get there!

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big fan of 'i'd find you in every universe'. BIGGER fan of 'there are maybe five universes where we find each other and in four of them it ends badly i think we're some kind of anomaly i think every law of everything points towards this being the death of us. but we could try to save it anyway.' THATS the good shit.

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In lieu of recent events

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KEEP LOOPING!!! 99% of timeloopers give up right before the loop where they fix everything and save everyone

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Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

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