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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Rascalsoftheravine Staff Return From A Radler-Fueled European Romp
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January 9, 2018 by Shannon Michael Smith They donā€™t talk about baseball in Austria, Germany, or France. Which is precisely why the Rascalsoftheravine staff hopped aboard an Air France airbus (the airline meal consisted of cheese served intravenously) to escape the pain of a Game Seven hari kari by Doomsday Darvish (the decision to start him was just about on par with Decca Records passing on Theā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Darvish Dooms Dodgers in World Series Washout
Darvish Dooms Dodgers in World SeriesĀ Washout
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November 2, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith What was the saddest thing about last nightā€™s loss? The fact that everyone in the stadium knew that Darvish was a bad choice to start Game 7 (The Astros murdered him in his previous startā€¦the terrified look on his face may have been another hint.) Forget about the ā€œdeer in the headlightsā€ look, it was more like ā€œkitten in front of a speeding semiā€ā€¦ Weā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Panico? No! Joc Jacks Giant Jolt To Even Series
Panico? No! Joc Jacks Giant Jolt To EvenĀ Series
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October 29, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith Pedersonā€™s a nut. He chomps Almond Joy not Mounds. He listens to Spike Jones records. He does Groucho Marx imitations. His screwball rah-rah antics have been a gas to peep over the course of the seasonā€¦in or out, Pederson is always a boss teammateā€¦we nearly shed a tear when they sent him downā€¦it appeared J.P.ā€™s days with the Dodgers were doneā€¦untilā€¦ā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Darvish Doomed in Game 3 Gloom-Tomb, Will Los Dogs Survive?
Darvish Doomed in Game 3 Gloom-Tomb, Will Los DogsĀ Survive?
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October 27, 2017 Ā by Shannon Michael Smith Game 2 spew FIRST Did Dave go nerd-turd? ā€œCanā€™t Buy A Thrillā€ Hill ousted with a vaudeville cane after 4? Yes. Itā€™s whatā€™s done them right, by gawd, all season longā€¦ Is it over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? (oh, you knew that crap was comingā€¦) Nein, my shottttzeeeeeā€¦the Dodgers only need to win one to bring it back to the land of theā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Dodgers Dine On Astro Burgers, Chomp Game One
Dodgers Dine On Astro Burgers, Chomp GameĀ One
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October 24, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith Larry King was front and center in his Brooklyn hat. Screw Brooklyn! Yeah, weā€™re sick of L.A. being painted in an unfavorable light when they compare the cities, fans, etcā€¦screw em, indeedā€¦people move from NY to here, not the other way aroundā€¦ Kringleā€™s two-run blast in the sixth! Taylorā€™s solo smash in the first! If he had any sense, his nickname wouldā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Karma Kills Cubs As Dodgers Head To World Series
Karma Kills Cubs As Dodgers Head To WorldĀ Series
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October 19, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith Pssstā€¦hey, Cubs. Next time you want to raise a flag and pass out rings in front of the team you beat to get the World Series (read ā€œClassless Cubs Rub It In At Wrigleyā€ for more info Steaminā€™ Shan) , think on tonightā€™s whoopinā€¦ Are the Dodgers really headed to the World Series for the first time since 1888? Um, noā€¦there was no World Series in 1888ā€¦ Youā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Dodgers Deliver In City Of Broads With Boulders, Eyeball Sweep Tomorrow
Dodgers Deliver In City Of Broads With Boulders, Eyeball SweepĀ Tomorrow
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October 17, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith After winning the first two games in the NLCS, the Dodgers have done the unimaginable! They finally got around to trimming Kringleā€™s beard?Ā Turner was starting to look like a dazed member of the Hellā€™s Angels in Gimmie Shelter. No, you dolt! They won a third NLCS game! A third! Final score: Dodgers 6, Cub-Schlubs 1 Darvishā€™s fake-bunt AB was hypno-gold!ā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Dodgers Club Cubs, Enrage PITA in Game One of NLCS
Dodgers Club Cubs, Enrage PITA in Game One ofĀ NLCS
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October 15, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith It feels like eons since Los Dogs took Game One of an NLCS! Can you dig it? ā€œYes I can, and Iā€™ve been waiting such a long timeā€¦ā€ Ah! Lyrics from Chicagoā€™s ā€œSaturday In The Parkā€, right? Well, it certainly wasnā€™t their Saturday in that Game One loss, heh hehā€¦ Puigā€™s jack was boss, he nearly had two! Yeah, Larry King went into an improvisational dance rightā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Darvish Deals Death To D-Backs, Dodgers Advance To NLCS
Darvish Deals Death To D-Backs, Dodgers Advance ToĀ NLCS
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October 9, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith Bellinger and Barnes bashed blue bombs! Yeah, Darvish dealt, the bullpen battened down the hatches. Joc Pedersen pogoed to the hitsā€¦final score: Shocked at the sweep! They stranded a bunch of runners tonightā€¦ Yeah, but theyā€™re playing with confidence heading into the NLCS, could this be the year they finally get over the hump? No. What do you mean, no?ā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Puigā€™s Panache Pulverizes Desert Dwellers as Dodgers Take Game Two
Puigā€™s Panache Pulverizes Desert Dwellers as Dodgers Take GameĀ Two
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October 8, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith Letā€™s Make Some Noise! The Tubes song? No, Rich Hill held up a sign that said ā€œMake Some Noiseā€ for all the crowd to seeā€¦ Yeah, weā€™re just messing with ya, we saw it, he broke about 12 MLB codes and will face Doug Neidermeyer in a kangaroo court todayā€¦ Well, It looks like the Dodgers should take this series after that 8-5 victory last nightā€¦ Not so fast!ā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Dodgers Torpedo Taijuanā€™s Seasoning, Take Game One
Dodgers Torpedo Taijuanā€™s Seasoning, Take GameĀ One
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October 7, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith What a scene at the Ravine! Larry King did the cha-cha-cha.Ā  Mary Hart passed out skewered snake tapas. Dennis Gilbert danced with a midget. Hey, did you guys eat the double bacon cheeseburger with the donut bun last night? We didnā€™t stop there! Kringleā€™s three-run blast in the bottom of the first almost made us drop our fried chicken and ice creamā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Big Five? Dodgers Clinch NL West Again (Yawn)
Big Five? Dodgers Clinch NL West AgainĀ (Yawn)
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September 23, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith Tommy Lasorda strode through the champers drenched locker room like an Italian Terminator as the Dodgers won their fifth NL West title in-a-row. Take that, hated ones! It was nice, but the fans donā€™t really care. There is only one goal, one dreamā€¦ A young, blind ice skater twirls her way into Americaā€™s hearts with an Olympic gold medal performance forā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Injury Bug Bites As Dodgers Chill Phills
Injury Bug Bites As Dodgers ChillĀ Phills
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September 21, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith The stepped on Bellingerā€™s balls. They tried to break the tiny bones in Justin Turnerā€™s hand. They booed Santa Clausā€¦ Yet, Los Dogs prevailed in The Athens of America, 5-4. Bring on the Hated Ones. Is Turner okay? Turner was hit by a pitch and ended up with a bone bruise. Those hurt. Some drunk jerk in a purple truck nearly ran over one of our staffersā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Dodgers Downed Again As Phils Phoil Clinch-Cinch
Dodgers Downed Again As Phils PhoilĀ Clinch-Cinch
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September 21, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith The natives are restless. Dodger fans all over the city are biting nails and gobbling Alka-Seltzer at an incredible rate. Los Dogs have regressed to mediocrity as the overachieving club that dominated the game after the All-Star break seems to have all but have disappearedā€¦final score: Phillies 7, Dodgers 5. The Dodgers will try to avoid a four-gameā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Washington Whipped! Dodgers Say, ā€œGimmie Five!ā€
Washington Whipped! Dodgers Say, ā€œGimmieĀ Five!ā€
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September 17, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith The ship is apparently back on course as the Dodgers have won their second series in-a-row and aim for the sweep today in Chocolate City. The magic number to win the west has been cut down to five. Kind of like our limit on KFCā€™s Georgia Gold Chicken (otherwise we would eat several bucketsā€¦like Dom Deluise or that chick from Preciousā€¦) Roberts says theā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Bellinger Bombs McCovey Cove In Actual Series Win
Bellinger Bombs McCovey Cove In Actual SeriesĀ Win
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September 14, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith The Dodgers have won a series! Hated ones be damned! Final score: Dodgers 4, Giants 1ā€¦ The team that couldnā€™t lose a game became the team that couldnā€™t win a game became the team that actually won a series! Huh? Itā€™s confusing, isnā€™t it? Let October begin, already! Easy nowā€¦the Dodgers should probably win another series or two before the big battleā€¦ Ifā€¦
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rascalsoftheravine-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Dodgers Clinch Postseason Berth, Prepare For First-Round Exit
Dodgers Clinch Postseason Berth, Prepare For First-RoundĀ Exit
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September 13, 2017 by Shannon Michael Smith The losing streak has been struck! King Kersh put the kibosh on another long losing streak as the Dodgers clinched a postseason berth in Fran-Fran last night. Final score: Dodgers 5, Giants 3ā€¦Fans are still extremely skeptical of this teamā€™s chances in the playoffs, thoughā€¦even Little Orphan Annie has stopped believing. Los Dogs have proven that itā€™sā€¦
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