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brock and the gang telling stantler to fuck off
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Tips if you want to start writing
Rat ultrasound
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I don’t think anyone is here anymore
I was arrested for drunk driving two-half-months-ago. No one got hurt, but they could have.
Been sober ever since. The driest my brain has been in seven years. Life is moving at warp-speed now and exploding/changing a shitload. Things are genuinely getting better every day now.
Whoa, this is how I used to share life information. Some things never change I guess
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Had a nice dream about a friend, can’t will myself to get outta bed today though.
I quit drinking a few days ago, and my body and brain are fucking mad about it.
Also like at least half of my clothes and accessories are beer-related and I have a beer tattoo so I am very curious how I am gonna make this stick this time.
Dang, I am glad this platform still exists.
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No one is ever awake these days, the cheese stands alone
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a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit
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the dogs wouldn’t stop getting in my dads gross chair so he carved this weird sculpture of his own frowning face with a chainsaw and puts it on the chair when he’s not sitting in it. the dogs are scared of it
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I still come here to dump my pent-up anxiety. Or something similar to it. Like my need to make stuff when I can’t make stuff. Music, mostly. Ehh, fuck.
Whatever, I punch everything. I live.
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This song is perhaps not lyrically how I feel anymore, but perfectly encapsulates everything else I feel. All of of the triangles.
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