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nightmare moon 🌘

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sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

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i am going to freak out! and not in a way anyone finds endearing or relatable

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garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day

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ending every fully botched sentence with "thats my sentence i hope u liked it"

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ending every fully botched sentence with "thats my sentence i hope u liked it"

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very busy. i have to pace in circles for 6 hours. you understand

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As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

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they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is "running up that building" she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto

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im at the pond giving 0-4 gold pieces to the mudcrabs

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♦️can't see straight♦️

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”I want to see Tom Hardy give birth.” -my old AP Lang teacher after I told her Venom and Eddie Brock have a biological kid together.

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we as a society moved past this scene far too quickly don't you think...

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"call your senator to tell them not to send arms to israel" is a rteally funny thing to encourage people to do. call and write to your local great whgite shark to tell it not to eat any sea lions!!. make sure to call the sun to tell it not to rise in the morning

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So much love - Depeche Mode

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they call me the fact checker the way I always go “hang on. let me look this up” mid conversation

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thinking about making an announcement to the avengers that we're actually three different people (and that many of them are scarily nonobservant)