ranpogedogodwa

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im never annoying and you're always delighted to see me on the dash

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Oh sure, but MY username is "annoying" and "hard to type".

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I hate the multiverse just because that means there's an infinite number of Fitzgeralds and they probably all share the same singular half of a braincell.

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Therapy.

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Shes going to kill you. Jsyk.

So you guys know I'm whoring it up in Valdoor as a slutty slutty bodyguard and I'm being kinda kept on a short leash tonight so!! We'll!!! See how much my mistress really allows me to talk tonight hahahaha you know how it is.

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the whole concept of authority is hysterically stupid to me. "i'm in charge so you have to do as i say!" no i don't lol

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I support other Ranpo's wrongs.

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Everyone should stop enabling Fitzgeralds weird steroids.

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I offer my very presence? Duh?

Not to defend the existence of money but isn't the point of it to have something to exchange for goods and services when you may not have anything at all to offer in a barter system?

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Cuck

"These dirty pieces of paper and weird pieces of metal definitely have more value than actual things" that's dumb. Money is dumb.

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"These dirty pieces of paper and weird pieces of metal definitely have more value than actual things" that's dumb. Money is dumb.

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Also! There are things money can't buy but anything can be stolen so!

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I mean, if I walk with purpose out of an electronics store with a buncha things what are they gonna do? Ask for a receipt? I ate it. It's gone. You're gonna take all this stuff back that I paid money for? Theft!!!! Theft!!!!!

Everything is free if you just act like you already paid for it. Money doesn't make sense anyway.

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Everything is free if you just act like you already paid for it. Money doesn't make sense anyway.

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charcuterie boards have got. bread, cheese, fruits, and salamis. therefore, they are just deconstructed pizzas.

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"Terrible little man" :3c

High praise!

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Wouldn't be you if it was any other way!

Oh, as if it's any different for you, you terrible little man.