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their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son
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(1940s announcer voice) the armpit... the pussy of the torso. and folks what's more is that there's two of them
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My "me and my bandmates are not fucking" headline is raising a lot of questions already answered by the headline,
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Why is the good lord not killing woody Allen
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
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if any of you fellow transgender freaks are interested i'm posting/selling porn now my twitter is @/m30w35t
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Just pretend it's there! Always Smile!!!
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i dont know why so many adults cant say "excuse me." i find it really simple easy and effective
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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people
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hello tumblr if yr wondering how i am i just took cold meds w a mike's harder and i work tmrw morning
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