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the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

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paladin pulls me over for drunk driving my horse & as soon as he starts illuminating my ticket i lunge for his service crossbow

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I know in my heart that Rook’s beef with the First Warden is infinitesimal compared to the loathing the First Warden and HoF must have for each other after DAI. Not even an archdemon could invoke the levels of outrage that spark when they have the misfortune of being within the same square mile. HoF probably fell to their knees when they got word someone punched Jowin Glastrum and it wasn’t them

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My wisdom for today is remember to take care of yourself and to make orlesian wardens. I think everyone needs at least one fucked up french dude in their oc roster

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Dude I totally signed on for this gig because I thought it was an ensemble cast adventuring group type situation but low-key dave has been giving protagonist lately :/ yeah I just don’t know how I feel about being a companion you know? Why did the backing track change to a minor key.

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Not just characters who are dog-coded, but characters who are a specific type of dog-coded. Join me for a moment:

Working Dog-Coded: Give me a job and a purpose, then reward me with affection and I will follow you to the end of time, space and beyond.

Guardian Breed-Coded: I'm not a big fan of people and don't need many friends. I just need one person, or a small tight-knit group, to protect and that will fulfill me until the end of my days.

Terrier-Coded: I get us into a lot of problematic situations, talk a bunch of shit and often take on people who are a lot bigger than me. But, that's okay because I know you've always got my back.

Mutt-Coded: I'm not really sure who I am and don't have the greatest sense of self, but if you give me support and space to figure it out, I'll be loyal to you until my last breath.

Shelter-Dog Coded: This isn't where I thought I'd end up. I've been through it. My past might be complicated, but I'm trying, and you're giving me the chance I so desperately need to go at life one more time.

These are just the first ones that came to mind, and characteristics overlap here and there. Feel free to add your own!

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Who would your oc go to if they had to bury a body?

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Edna St. Vincent Millay

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That one person you haven’t spoken to in six years who straight up haunts your memory and dreams 🤣

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He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.

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obsessed with the concept of being haunted by yourself

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you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

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"...he held her hand steady, he met her eyes and smiled. Neither could say which one was holding on to the other, but for an imperceptible second, they didn't let go. It was unconscionably, irrationally sweet—that brief moment when they both knew how reluctant they were to separate. And when their hands finally parted, each one was already missing the touch of the other."

— Juhea Kim, from Beasts of a Little Land

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Andrea Gibson, Lord of the Butterflies

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doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.

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THE devotionshipping trope is "are they loyal to me or to my title" and the answer HAS to be that they genuinely don't differentiate between the two and are confused and slightly alarmed by the question