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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

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every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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i’m a bit high

i’ve always felt like being born on the first of the month was a lil fun and fancy but then i began to wonder if that’s just how everyone feels about their birthday. so i made a poll about it.

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

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oh and to anyone saying things along the lines of “well next time florida gets hit with a hurricane we’ll know they deserve it,” about a red state:

you’re not cute. you’re not funny. there are actual living breathing people in those states. good people. there are women, poc, disabled, and queer folk in those states. people who voted blue and were simply outnumbered by the facism that’s taking over this country.

to say someone deserves to be hit with a natural disaster because they live at a certain latitude and longitude is insane. it’s not their fault they live in a red state. grow up

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If I have to see one more “we survived him before we can do it again” post I’m going to scream.

So many people didn’t. So many more people are going to die. Women are going to bleed out in parking lots because doctors are scared to give them the abortion they need. Migrates are going to die in detention centers. Kids are going to have their parents ripped away in mass deportations. Potentially millions of people are going to lose their healthcare.

Yes, we keep fighting, but don’t say we survived before. A lot of people didn’t.

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The people who encouraged no voting are suspiciously silent on my dash tonight. Please, tell me. What's the plan. If you tell me both parties are the same I will scream we have a republican everything now. Did it work?? Did you do it??

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Some good news for y’all right now Missouri has overturned their abortion ban!!!!

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something to remember as we all sit here in our feelings

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