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btw i love bushcraft but I am very much opposed to gender essentialist straight cis white male culture so please be assured any bushcraft stuff you see here is not a warning sign of any of that xD

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no, jahen made these for everyone :] to go under bedrolls! 💛

do you think the rest of the party got mad that gale could have conjured beds for them at any time

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“I’ll be in the camp then, idling away the hours.”

Entertained myself with a cosplay + screenshot edit

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After we free Orpheus, we can revisit the matter. If the egg hatches beforehand…well, we will shield it from the lich queen’s zealots. Whatever may come, I will not let Vlaakith poison the fledgeling with lies.

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I thiiink he's done? I'm gonna call him done. He might be my favourite that I've done so far.

Wyll as The Morning Star from Alphonse Mucha ✨

Shadowheart is here as The Moon Astarion is here as The Morning Star

I'm only missing one for the Evening Star to complete the serie hehe It'll probably be Lae'zel. Then if I wanna do all the companions I'll have to make up additional star themed ones... Karlach as the sun, Gale as the Midnight Star? That would work right?

Maybe next year...

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I love how they blindly trust the MC

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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

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✦ ☾ ˖°⊹˖✦ ☾˖°⊹˖✦ ☾

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you have to release yourself from the pressure of writing Blorbo from Your Shows in your fics because that's literally impossible. instead you are writing Your Portrayal of Blorbo. everyone has different interpretations and headcanons and focuses on different things when writing characters and that's beautiful.

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You're as loyal as a pup and twice as pretty.

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my boy in the moonlight :) speedpaint and highest quality on patreon C:

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I want a painsub that doesn’t want sex. Uninterested, repulsed, really into denial, maybe getting their fuck-kicks elsewhere. Don’t care, doesn’t matter to me, the point is I want someone I can beat and torment and kiss better but who would never ask me some silly shit like “aren’t you gonna fuck me now” or “will you please make me cum”. Someone who truly finds purpose in enduring what I dish out, in being a punching bag, the object of my violent urges, my own squirming crying stress relief toy. I want to see the fear in someone’s eyes when we both know this isn’t the foreplay, this is the intimacy. Your blood isn’t a means to an end, it’s the point. Your pain isn’t a side effect, it’s the whole goddamn reason I’m looking at you. Your crying doesn’t turn me on, it finishes me off. I need someone I can fuck up without fucking.

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NINE-FINGERS KEENE IN BALDUR’S GATE 3

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just played the guildhall quest again and im sooo fucking insane about nine fingers keene

like don't get me wrong, I enjoy Minsc a lot and the chance to bond with Jaheira more is really wonderful

but lemme tell ya. everything i fuck with is in that woman astele and if she killed me I'd thank her and die happy

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this is the best tag this post has gotten so far

Wyll Ravengard is the very first time I have genuinely enjoyed a “classical prince” archetype in media since childhood (at least. possibly since forever though, idr.) being romantically-challenged (aroace) myself I just tend to find the trope mildly annoying lol and not terribly engaging much of the time.

but Wyll is special because it’s his fantasy. he holds himself to the image of the archetypical “hero” in fairytales the same way I might hold myself to the image of a benevolent creature in fairytales, to draw strength from in order to be kind and brave. that’s authentic and so very real. he’s not “pretending” because that is who he is inside, but he is, like so many of us, leaning on the values of his beloved stories to guide him. both in striving for good and also in simply having fun.

it’s brilliant and I love him for it

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So just finished my second play-through and noticed that Karlach still has Clive at the epilogue. She pulls him out and throws him in the air and gives him a lil hug. How did I never see this animation on my first play-through?

I think this is one of my favourite pictures of her now, look how cute this is omgg

She also has another plushie now, a bunny named Doo

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she's so dreamy