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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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I know we've been talking about Ben Shapiro's audience turning against him for commentary on the Adjuster and getting a good laugh (and a bit of hope), but have y'all seen Pod Save America's comment sections on their videos and lukewarm takes on this?

I think this might actually finally be the thing that breaks people. Pod Save is like THE hub for the online centrist world, and even their audience is tearing them down.

We have a real opportunity here to meet people where they are and finally convince them their enemy isn't their fellow worker they've been told to hate (whether that trans people and immigrants or "rednecks" and "hicks") and that their true enemy is the c-suite, the investor class, and the people who have been coopted or corrupted by them.

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WAKE THE FUCK UP CHUCKLEBITCHES IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL NEOPUSSY TUESDAY

LET'S HEAR IT FOR PUSSY THAT WAS WILLED INTO BEING BY SHEER DETERMINATION

EVERYONE WITH A NEOPUSSY YOU HAVE MY WHOLE HEART. OTHER PARTS ALSO AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE NOTE THAT CELEBRATING NEOPUSSY TUESDAY IS MANDATORY. NO EXCEPTIONS

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hey reminder that connecting humanity is extremely low on esims rn and desperately needs esim donations and also that there are a lot of cool things you can get in exchange for a donation

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the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

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"Trans women are actually women for real, not in a metaphorical sense, not in a "anyone can be anything" sense, but genuinely actually make more taxonomic sense to classify in the category of women than any other group" is a position you'll find is pretty radical even in queer spaces

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outcast of the village

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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

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A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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I think the author of my immortal should drop a new chapter out of the blue. it would make this site completely unusable but more importantly it would be really funny

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honestly musk's rebrand to xitter is revolutionary bc when instinctively click the X to try to close whatever window is annoying me i get sent to his gay website

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Talking Heads, Once in a Lifetime Miku

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they’re doing land acknowledgements at the pro genocide convention

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