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Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

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hi if ur unaware georgia 🇬🇪 (where i live) has officially banned gay marriage, gay ‘propaganda’, gender reassignment surgery and anything ’promoting’ it. a trans model, kesaria abramidze, has been murdered as a direct consequence of this legislation. if you have a queer georgian in your life pls let them know they are loved and let this solidify why we Need pride and hope cause jesus fuck man

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Moo Deng 🦛💖

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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I'm taking away all phrases that contain "old man" and "fuck" until this website can figure out what an old man actually is.

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My friend said this but this is a very important point that yall need to understand.

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girls go to college to get more knowledge. men go to svalbard to die in the polar night.

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i do not have any disorders . these r symptoms of being an angel

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Not telling your kid they have a learning disability, chronic illness, mental illness etc. so they can “feel normal” actually does the opposite. They will not feel normal if they do not have the context to understand that their normal will be different from that of their peers.