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I fully intended to leave this as a dead blog until I read a fanfic so good it summoned me back to tumblr. That's right, I've joined the running for #1 goldie enjoyer.

(this human Bill Cipher design belongs to @ckret2, and if you, too, wish to experience a fanfic so good it can bring blogs back from the dead, you should check out her Goldilocks Bill series.)

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am is so weird because he has committed genocide and tortured mankind for millenia and then he's like.

"Speaking in the third person, AM - which is I - is satisfied with your sacrifice and has decided to spare you HIS - which is my - wrath for today. I have - as I said before - spoken!"

"GORRISTERRRR 👹👹👹.."

and then goes on a rant about how angry he is that he can't have sex. he's literally sexually frustrated, CANONICALLY, and that's what I find hilarious, too.

he's just. he doesn't even take HIMSELF seriously sometimes. like the way "nimdok" isn't even a real name or WORD at all but he likes how it sounds. he canonically likes just. mixing random sounds together to see how they sound.

he's so stupid i love him,,,

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He says this in the game, word for word.

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new stickers up in my shop ^_^ !!!

Also electric dreams sticker sheets are restocked!

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I had a really stupid idea

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Do you think Bill would like goth music since Alex said he might be considered a “goth girl”?

oh boy, it's been a while since I got to mention the Bill Befriends Robbie plot arc

He WILL get recruited by the goths. What the 00s mall goths were listening to, though—we're talking emo, pop-punk, nu metal. GOTH-goth music—Bauhaus, The Cure, Sisters of Mercy—doesn't do it for him.*

(*Ford's the one who gets into GOTH-goth.)

There's a particular genre of mid-00s music that all the hottopic kids were listening to that I've loosely dubbed Mad At Your Parents goth. (It doesn't necessarily have to be your parents—it could also be your teachers, adults in general, suburbs, or society.) This is what Bill gets recruited into.

He'd never gravitate toward it on his own, though. But he's stuck on Earth, powerless, recently dead, and reexamining his whole life. Now's the perfect time to dredge up some long-suppressed Mad At His Parents trauma.

Anyway here's my first stab at goth girl Bill; and here's how I actually think he'd dress if he makes it past the Baggy Dysphoria Hoodie phase, but I'm not good enough to draw that yet.

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he’s such a nightmare lmao

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me when i destroy my dimension bc umm i feel like it!! XD

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"I failed"

"It's okay, you weren't supposed to win"

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he's just a kid stanley don't do it! </3

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has anyone else brought up how all of Bill’s henchmaniacs seem to be based on toys? is there something up with that?? because the idea of this omnipotent, immature weirdo making himself an army of imaginary friends is compelling to me.

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buckshot roulette? more like BILLshot roulette hahahahahahahhaha. ha

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PSA for the eclipse today:

If you’re in the path of the eclipse, a reminder that you will briefly be exposed to ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦. This is a totally harmless event, provided you do not directly look at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦. Don’t look at it without special eclipse glasses, which have been shielded against cognitive hazards. Do not gaze longingly at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦. ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦ is not your friend, it will not save you when the end comes.

Do not look directly at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦.

Do not look directly at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦.

Do not look directly at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦.

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Meeting Goldilocks

@ckret2

It took me a very long time.... :_)

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Bill Cipher angst at 2AM??? Also plz read Flat Dreams