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randomperson660 · 1 month ago
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No-Way Mirror
Inspired by this fantastic comic and a conversation I had with the talented @sharpedgedfool.
TW: blood, minor punctures, brief mention of the sensation of blood being drawn (and of course blood drinking)
Also available to read on AO3!
(This was mostly written before my hiatus began, I just wanted to finish editing it in a semi-reasonable timeframe, ahaha.)
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Shadow continued to smile wryly after his admission, allowing himself a faint laugh. “The best part is,” he continued, “I can’t even begin to imagine how a vampire would go unnoticed for any length of time. Their teeth are massive, surely anyone bitten by them would scream and get them caught almost immediately?”
What Sonic said next came as a bit of a surprise. “I could show you, if you want.”
Shadow glanced over in confusion, finding that same self-confident smirk still on Sonic’s face. “What?”
“I can show you what a vampire’s bite actually feels like.” he explained, throwing in a cheeky wink for good measure.
Ah. That made more sense. Shadow rolled his eyes. Sonic was probably trying to goad him into a fight of some sort or another—or perhaps even being flirtatious. He did tend to match Rouge’s energy at times, though this was the first instance Shadow had noticed where he had done so without the bat being directly present.
Well, he had been at the party for a while anyway, and he was tired enough of socializing that he was willing to humor Sonic, for his own entertainment if nothing else.
He pushed off the wall, shrugging. “Sure. Why not?”
The blue hedgehog’s eyes widened, and Shadow took a bit of pride in having thrown off his companion. “Really? I mean, heck yeah, man!” Sonic grinned, leading him towards the back of the house. This wasn’t his place, it was Amy’s, meaning both that Sonic probably knew it almost as well as his own and that Shadow was distinctly less willing to tear it up than he might have been if it were Sonic’s home.
Once they’d made their way down the hall and into a side room, Shadow raised a skeptical eyebrow at Sonic. “So, what’s this ‘vampire bite’ supposed to feel like, exactly?”
Instead of replying, Sonic took a deep breath, steadying himself—
—and then lunged.
Shadow was practically thrown backwards, only catching himself half upright on the desk that happened to be by the window. A sharp, pinching pain radiated from his neck, but it soon settled down into a duller yet persistent ache.
Had that moron actually gone and bitten him as a joke?!
For a fraction of a second, Shadow was prepared to tear into Sonic, both verbally and also physically if necessary, but then he noticed something else that left his limbs feeling oddly as if they’d been filled with lead.
The teeth currently buried in his neck were…very sharp. And, now that he was thinking about it, very long, especially for a hedgehog that hadn’t been genetically modified like him. Shadow had gotten his blood drawn enough times in his life to know what the sensation of blood leaving his body felt like, and he could also feel that in his veins.
Okay. New assessment of the situation. Sonic was, quite possibly, an actual vampire. Which meant that vampires were real. And Sonic was currently drinking his blood.
Shadow wasn’t really sure what to make of all this. He didn’t exactly want to try and rip two vampire fangs out of his neck—while he would heal fast enough that his health wouldn’t be a concern, it would hurt a hell of a lot worse than it currently did.
Thankfully, before he could think much farther than that, Sonic seemed to rouse himself slightly. He shifted a little, exhaled against Shadow’s neck (and wasn’t that a whole host of other things the hybrid would prefer to never unpack), and then slowly retracted his teeth.
Almost nervously, Sonic took a few steps backwards, his lips stained a green that would normally have been only a shade or two lighter than his eyes. Right now, though, his irises burned as crimson as Shadow’s. That was a little odd considering he hadn’t just consumed red blood, but Shadow had already been made quite pointedly aware that his knowledge about vampires was severely lacking.
“Um.” Sonic said, the picture of eloquence as always. “…I kinda expected you to throw me through a window by now.”
Shadow blinked. “Why?”
“I dunno, maybe ‘cause I just bit ya and drank your blood for a solid ten seconds?” Sonic shot back, but his raised quills made the comment seem less like a quip and more like an accusation. Accusing who, the hybrid hedgehog wasn’t sure.
“Honestly, I…just can’t find it in myself to be all that bothered,” Shadow said, still feeling a bit distant and bewildered.
Sonic frowned, stepping forward again to look more closely at Shadow. “I’m pretty sure I didn’t take enough for you to be dealing with blood loss, but you seem kinda out of it.”
Shadow looked away, paying a little more attention to how he was feeling for a moment. “I think I’m just overwhelmed.” he explained softly. “I was already beginning to feel a bit strained from the party, and this is…not bad, necessarily, just a lot to process on top of all that.”
“I didn’t mean to do that.” Sonic looked uncomfortable and guilty, and Shadow didn’t particularly enjoy seeing him that way.
“Here,” he offered, “why don’t you walk me home? That way I have more time to ask you some questions in a place that isn’t keeping either of us cooped up.” A place that isn’t keeping you from stretching your legs, Shadow didn’t say, but heavily implied.
A soft half-smile, so unlike his usual cocky smirks, spread across Sonic’s face. “That sounds great, honestly.”
The two of them left through the back door, each texting their friends to let them know that they were leaving early. Despite the fact that Sonic had a lot more people to message, he finished at about the same time as Shadow, given that he was rather less concerned about any minor spelling errors and tended to type much more quickly.
They walked in silence together for a little while, Shadow gratefully taking the time to process what had happened.
So, Sonic’s a vampire. What now?
…well, do I really even have to do anything? Sure, he drinks blood, but he has far too strict of a moral code to actually hurt anyone permanently. And he’s been a vampire this entire time, long before I knew, and there haven’t been any problems, so…I suppose this doesn’t really change much at all.
It seemed the silence was too good to last, though, because Sonic spoke up. “Hey, uh…sorry. About drinkin’ your blood a little, back there. I really figured you’d, like, punch me in the face or Chaos Blast me off or something.”
Shadow blinked, drawn suddenly out of his thoughts, and accidentally said the first thing that came to mind. “I honestly forgot I could do that.”
Sonic let out a laugh that was half genuine, half disbelieving. “You forgot? How’d you forget about the thing that literally only you can do?”
“I just did.” Shadow insisted, only barely resisting the urge to roll his eyes at his companion. “And if you’re so sorry about it, then why didn’t you pull off as soon as you realized I wasn’t reacting?”
“I didn’t think I’d even get that far, really.” Sonic shrugged, and Shadow shot him a half-hearted glare.
“It wasn’t a date, Sonic, it was you biting my neck.” he retorted flatly.
The blue hero laughed again, this time a proper unrestrained cackle. “Aw, what, should I take you out to dinner next time first?”
Shadow nearly stopped walking, only just catching himself. “Maybe I ought to bite you ‘next time’, we’ll see how you like it.”
“Aw, c’mon, you wouldn’t bite lil’ old me, would you?” Sonic batted his eyelashes innocently, his fanged grin completely undercutting the image he was trying to portray.
Shadow had a feeling that Sonic was hoping to goad him into insisting that he would, so instead he tried a different tack, looking to throw the other off. “I suppose you’re right, given that I’m a vegetarian.” he said, adding a pointed, “unlike somebody currently present.”
Sonic abruptly started pouting, an expression Shadow didn’t often see on his face. “Hey, normally I’d just snag a few blood bags from the hospital! That’s at least better, right?”
“You what.” This time Shadow actually did stop walking.
The sharp tone of his voice alone had Sonic freezing mid-stride as well. “I mean, it—it’s not really that many! And I only take the ones that’re gonna expire, I swear!” He held his hands up defensively.
The hybrid let out a sigh. “Still, people might need those. Frankly, I’d rather have you bite me again than keep on raiding hospitals.”
Sonic’s uncharacteristic silence made Shadow hesitate. He looked at the vampire properly, only to see him wearing an expression that looked a little like someone had just smacked him with a live fish.
“You’d let me feed from you? Like, for real?” he asked, blinking and shaking his head as if to make sure he hadn’t just imagined Shadow’s words.
“I would.” Shadow insisted. “I can regenerate blood much more quickly than most people, so you might even be able to take more than you could from a hospital’s blood stores. It’s a win-win. You get a meal without the theft and uncertainty, and I get to know that you’re not stealing from hospitals anymore.”
Sonic stared at him in disbelief for a moment longer, before smiling more genuinely than he had throughout the entire rest of the night. “I’d—I’d honestly really appreciate that.” he said, rocking back on his heels.
Shadow nodded in agreement. “I’ll send you a message at some point to schedule a time, then, unless you get hungry soon. If so, you can text me—but don’t pretend to be hungry when you’re not!” he added quickly. “I’ll be able to figure it out if you do.”
“Cross my heart, I won’t!” Sonic said, doing the associated motion for bonus effect and adding a wink at the end. Clearly religious symbols (at least from human traditions) weren’t as good at dispelling vampires as they were made out to be.
“You’d better not.” Shadow scoffed lightly. “Now then, where—” he continued, looking around for a street sign, only to realize— “oh. This is my street.”
The vampire frowned unhappily. “Aw man, already?”
“Don’t worry, you’ll be seeing me again before long.”
It was almost comical how quickly Sonic perked up. “Hey, good point! I’ll be seein’ ya ‘round soon, Shads!”
He dashed off before Shadow could even begin the sentence “Don’t call me that,” which was heard only by the empty space around him.
Shadow let out a tired sigh, and walked the last few meters to the front door of the building where Rouge’s apartment was. The receptionist at the front desk gave him a slightly odd look, but he paid them no mind as he stepped into the elevator, allowing himself to lean against the back wall only once the doors were closed.
He shut his eyes and exhaled. He didn’t regret making that offer, not one bit, but if every subsequent vampire encounter was going to be as draining (pun not intended) as this one had been, he might need to schedule them even more carefully than he’d originally thought.
Once the elevator arrived at the correct floor, he shuffled over to the apartment door and unlocked it with practiced ease, stepping inside and instantly beginning to shed his costume. It was only once he’d removed his cape that he caught sight of himself in the mirror and did a double-take.
There was an acid-green stain on the right shoulder of his shirt, marring the pristine white material. Shadow stepped closer to the mirror and took a closer look. Indeed, there were two puncture holes in the shirt’s neck on that side, showing exactly what had caused the stain.
Sonic had probably gotten saliva on his nice shirt too, the idiot. Shadow huffed in mild irritation as he pulled it off, heading to his room to hide the damage. He would see if it was salvageable tomorrow.
If not, then it seemed that he would be insisting upon a suitable replacement from Sonic the moment that vampire scheduled his first feeding session.
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AN: I said it on my reblog of the original comic, but I’ll say it again here as well—if you liked this, then please check out Orion’s Fleetway and Shadow series! It’s very similar, very well-written, and much longer than this small piece.
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randomperson660 · 7 months ago
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I fully intended to leave this as a dead blog until I read a fanfic so good it summoned me back to tumblr. That's right, I've joined the running for #1 goldie enjoyer.
(this human Bill Cipher design belongs to @ckret2, and if you, too, wish to experience a fanfic so good it can bring blogs back from the dead, you should check out her Goldilocks Bill series.)
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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am is so weird because he has committed genocide and tortured mankind for millenia and then he's like.
"Speaking in the third person, AM - which is I - is satisfied with your sacrifice and has decided to spare you HIS - which is my - wrath for today. I have - as I said before - spoken!"
"GORRISTERRRR 👹👹👹.."
and then goes on a rant about how angry he is that he can't have sex. he's literally sexually frustrated, CANONICALLY, and that's what I find hilarious, too.
he's just. he doesn't even take HIMSELF seriously sometimes. like the way "nimdok" isn't even a real name or WORD at all but he likes how it sounds. he canonically likes just. mixing random sounds together to see how they sound.
he's so stupid i love him,,,
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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He says this in the game, word for word.
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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new stickers up in my shop ^_^ !!!
Also electric dreams sticker sheets are restocked!
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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I had a really stupid idea
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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Do you think Bill would like goth music since Alex said he might be considered a “goth girl”?
oh boy, it's been a while since I got to mention the Bill Befriends Robbie plot arc
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He WILL get recruited by the goths. What the 00s mall goths were listening to, though—we're talking emo, pop-punk, nu metal. GOTH-goth music—Bauhaus, The Cure, Sisters of Mercy—doesn't do it for him.*
(*Ford's the one who gets into GOTH-goth.)
There's a particular genre of mid-00s music that all the hottopic kids were listening to that I've loosely dubbed Mad At Your Parents goth. (It doesn't necessarily have to be your parents—it could also be your teachers, adults in general, suburbs, or society.) This is what Bill gets recruited into.
He'd never gravitate toward it on his own, though. But he's stuck on Earth, powerless, recently dead, and reexamining his whole life. Now's the perfect time to dredge up some long-suppressed Mad At His Parents trauma.
Anyway here's my first stab at goth girl Bill; and here's how I actually think he'd dress if he makes it past the Baggy Dysphoria Hoodie phase, but I'm not good enough to draw that yet.
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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he’s such a nightmare lmao
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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me when i destroy my dimension bc umm i feel like it!! XD
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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"I failed"
"It's okay, you weren't supposed to win"
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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he's just a kid stanley don't do it! </3
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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has anyone else brought up how all of Bill’s henchmaniacs seem to be based on toys? is there something up with that?? because the idea of this omnipotent, immature weirdo making himself an army of imaginary friends is compelling to me.
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randomperson660 · 8 months ago
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buckshot roulette? more like BILLshot roulette hahahahahahahhaha. ha
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randomperson660 · 9 months ago
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PSA for the eclipse today:
If you’re in the path of the eclipse, a reminder that you will briefly be exposed to ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦. This is a totally harmless event, provided you do not directly look at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦. Don’t look at it without special eclipse glasses, which have been shielded against cognitive hazards. Do not gaze longingly at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦. ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦ is not your friend, it will not save you when the end comes.
Do not look directly at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦.
Do not look directly at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦.
Do not look directly at ₮ⱧɆ ₴Ʉ₦.
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randomperson660 · 10 months ago
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Meeting Goldilocks
@ckret2
It took me a very long time.... :_)
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