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Can you potentially hook a brother up with a site to watch tmnt 2012 full?
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Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet Second Trailer
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just a protective mama and papa ready to commit murder for their child ~
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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 7
Abigail: My husband is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Sadie: Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Charles: Tackle him.
Uncle: Divorce him.
Jack: Kick him in the shin.
John: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Hosea: Alright everyone, let’s not Dutch this into a worse situation than it already is.
Dutch: Did you - did you just use my name as a verb?!?!
John: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Hosea: Wasn’t Dutch with you?
Dutch: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Arthur: Why are your tongues purple?
Hosea: We had slushees. I had a blue one.
Dutch: I had a red one.
Arthur: Oh.
Arthur:
Arthur: OH.
John:
John: You drank each other’s slushees?
Dutch: Why would someone want to hang Micah?
Arthur: Maybe because they met him?
The Gang:
Arthur: Did I say that?
Micah: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Arthur: Isn’t that just killing people?
Micah: Ah, technicality.
Telling the Story of American Venom
Sadie: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.
Abigail: I’m sorry, you were stabbed?
Sadie: Lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to worry you.
Hosea: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Dutch: Oh, we’ve had worse.
Any town’s barber: Bad hair day?
Arthur coming in for a haircut: Just fix it.
Barber: Fix what?
Arthur: My life.
Barber: I only do hair, pal.
Arthur: *holds up spork* Hosea, what is this?
Hosea: A spork . . .
Arthur: Right. John, what did you call it?
John: . . . A fpoon.
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Looking at him that night, he seemed so wise…and ancient, like the first dog that ever walked the Earth. I just hope that one day I can be like him. Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey 1993 | dir. Duwayne Dunham
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vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time
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