Alisha. 25. Lived in California my whole life and I don't think I'd be able to handle weather that wasn't "moderate." Journalism major/Music Business minor. Music. Books. Parks and Recreation. Arrested Development.
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JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.
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I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
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This is who Thanos THOUGHT he was. She is the Original. This level of power, with no infinity gauntlet? Thanos could never.
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when I'm on the phone with my mom:
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child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
dad: you're just copying me to get successful and I'm gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch
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Emo Problem #826- When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes
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When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.
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Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz
My mom doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and I’m trying to prove a point.
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