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"pass with flying colors" yea well the only flying colors is the red test paper that my teacher's gonna punt at me when we get our results
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apparently my wisdom teeth have started to kick in...
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Last night I dreamed that I walked into a hall where a religious dinner was taking place. Each table had six guests and a seventh person to lead them in prayer. I went up to a table which already had a cleric, and informed him I would lead the prayer. We stared each other down, and he ceded his place. I took his seat and performed a strangely secular blessing. The guests at my table held on to my every word, entranced. It soon became clear I was a prophet-like figure to these people, and my words carried a magic that compelled them. We then broke bread together, except the bread was thick slabs of meat, roasted to tenderness, which we tore apart gently and ate with our fingers. When we were sated, we cleaned our hands and stood up to go. Outside it was dark. I led my group down the sidewalk. They asked me questions as we walked, each seeking answers and reassurances for their own lives. I responded neutrally, and spoke as if in code; they seemed satisfied. The night took on the air of dreams. Finally, we came to a bridge. I asked: would they finally cross with me? It emerged that this night had happened before, over and over. Every night I would take the form of a messiah, and attempt to lead them across a bridge. Every night so far they had wavered, because they knew, on some level, I was the devil in disguise.
Then I woke up
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I’ve been wanting to do a thing like this for a while. Behold my amazing animu mongah skills there wow swoons
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Hi I'm a singer on YouTube trying to get my subscribers up would you be willing to subscribe like and leave a comment and i will do the same
hi! sorry for the late response. i just watched some of your videos and honestly your singing is really great. i subscribed and to anyone else you should check her out :3
here the link to her channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXOzPZI_bAuXlb2L_f_aE0g
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might have rushed this a bit, but still pretty happy with the concept.
this character was made to mirror doomfist and widow in a way, the railgun acts like a sniper but his mobility can be comboed.
the kit encourages the player to basically play widow in a genji playstyle, and Finesse just goes full doom primal rage mode :)
Buzzard
Full name: Zhe'en
Age: 23
Affiliation: None
Occupation: Inventor
Base of operations: Xiamen, China
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Ethnicity: Chinese
Charisma: 65%
Kindness: 50%
Intelligence: 90%
Attractiveness: 75%
Impulsiveness: 60%
Formality: 50%
Relations:
Mei-Ling Zhou (former and distant colleague)
Backstory:
Zhe'en used to study robotics and engineering, and was unrivaled in his effeciency and creativeness. When he was still a adolescent, he was scouted to join watchpoint: Asia, where they studied the effects of omnics on the environment. However, the Omnic Crisis led to the watchpoint being attacked and the facility was destroyed with everyone inside. Zhe'en was the only survivor, but he was crippled from the falling debris. He manufactured his own prosthetics, replacing his non-functional leg with a much more agile mechanical one. Seeking revenge against the omnics, he manufactured weapons and enhancers and made a vow to destroy all the omnics so they could never hurt anyone again.
Game name: Buzzard
Health: 200
Category: Damage
"There's never enough in the scrapyard."
Primary (LMB): Railgun
Buzzard wields a railgun which can cover long distances and deals heavy damage
Type: Hitscan
Ammo: 3
Damage per shot: 120
Rate of fire: 1.8s
Reload time: 2.0s
Headshot multiplier: NA
Secondary (RMB): Spring
Buzzard dashes quickly to the nearest ledge that the player is looking at
Type: Movement
Cooldown: 6s
Max distance: 15m
Cast time: 0.1s
Movement speed: 30m/s
Ability 1 (LShift): Airbound
Buzzard boosts himself high into the air with rocket powered enhancments
"Getting an angle."
Type: Movement
Cooldown: 8s
Leap height: 8m
Cast time: 0.1s
Must be on ground?: No
Activate on contact: NA
Ability 2 (E): Binary Slam
Buzzard drops from whatever height he's at and slams the ground, cleansing himself and dealing relative damage and stun
"Incoming binary."
Type: AOE/Buff
Cooldown: 15s
AOE radius: 6m
Drop speed: 4.8m/s
Relative damage: (drop from 0m+, 10) (drop from 4m+, 40) (drop from 8m+, 60) (drop from 15m+, 100)
Relative stun: (drop from 0m+, 0s) (drop from 4m+, 0.2s) (drop from 8m+, 0.4s) (drop from 15m+, 0.8s)
CC type: Stun
Cast time: 0.4s
Activate on contact: Yes
Ultimate (Q): Finesse
Buzzard's limb enhancements go full overdrive and his cooldowns are reduced
"现在你最好小心了!"
"Going full melee."
Type: Transformation
Charge required: 2110
Ultimate duration: 8s
Punch damage: 120
Punch range: 2m
Cooldown change: Spring 2s, Airbound 2s, Binary Slam 4s
Headshot multiplier: NA
Extra: Reloads railgun after ultimate (3/3), refreshses all cooldowns
Interactions:
Mei:
Mei: Zhe'en...what happened to you?
Buzzard: The omnics caused this, just like they caused the rest of our problems.
Bastion:
Buzzard: You are a perfect representation of your kind. Supposed to be dead, but just refuses to die.
Bastion: (Scared whirrs)
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Buzzard
Full name: Zhe'en
Age: 23
Affiliation: None
Occupation: Inventor
Base of operations: Xiamen, China
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Ethnicity: Chinese
Charisma: 65%
Kindness: 50%
Intelligence: 90%
Attractiveness: 75%
Impulsiveness: 60%
Formality: 50%
Relations:
Mei-Ling Zhou (former and distant colleague)
Backstory:
Zhe'en used to study robotics and engineering, and was unrivaled in his effeciency and creativeness. When he was still a adolescent, he was scouted to join watchpoint: Asia, where they studied the effects of omnics on the environment. However, the Omnic Crisis led to the watchpoint being attacked and the facility was destroyed with everyone inside. Zhe'en was the only survivor, but he was crippled from the falling debris. He manufactured his own prosthetics, replacing his non-functional leg with a much more agile mechanical one. Seeking revenge against the omnics, he manufactured weapons and enhancers and made a vow to destroy all the omnics so they could never hurt anyone again.
Game name: Buzzard
Health: 200
Category: Damage
"There's never enough in the scrapyard."
Primary (LMB): Railgun
Buzzard wields a railgun which can cover long distances and deals heavy damage
Type: Hitscan
Ammo: 3
Damage per shot: 120
Rate of fire: 1.8s
Reload time: 2.0s
Headshot multiplier: NA
Secondary (RMB): Spring
Buzzard dashes quickly to the nearest ledge that the player is looking at
Type: Movement
Cooldown: 6s
Max distance: 15m
Cast time: 0.1s
Movement speed: 30m/s
Ability 1 (LShift): Airbound
Buzzard boosts himself high into the air with rocket powered enhancments
"Getting an angle."
Type: Movement
Cooldown: 8s
Leap height: 8m
Cast time: 0.1s
Must be on ground?: No
Activate on contact: NA
Ability 2 (E): Binary Slam
Buzzard drops from whatever height he's at and slams the ground, cleansing himself and dealing relative damage and stun
"Incoming binary."
Type: AOE/Buff
Cooldown: 15s
AOE radius: 6m
Drop speed: 4.8m/s
Relative damage: (drop from 0m+, 10) (drop from 4m+, 40) (drop from 8m+, 60) (drop from 15m+, 100)
Relative stun: (drop from 0m+, 0s) (drop from 4m+, 0.2s) (drop from 8m+, 0.4s) (drop from 15m+, 0.8s)
CC type: Stun
Cast time: 0.4s
Activate on contact: Yes
Ultimate (Q): Finesse
Buzzard's limb enhancements go full overdrive and his cooldowns are reduced
"现在你最好小心了!"
"Going full melee."
Type: Transformation
Charge required: 2110
Ultimate duration: 8s
Punch damage: 120
Punch range: 2m
Cooldown change: Spring 2s, Airbound 2s, Binary Slam 4s
Headshot multiplier: NA
Extra: Reloads railgun after ultimate (3/3), refreshses all cooldowns
Interactions:
Mei:
Mei: Zhe'en...what happened to you?
Buzzard: The omnics caused this, just like they caused the rest of our problems.
Bastion:
Buzzard: You are a perfect representation of your kind. Supposed to be dead, but just refuses to die.
Bastion: (Scared whirrs)
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i should probably start working on ocs again
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my thighs are cramping so much like what is it walking was too much for you?
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two coexistent truths: it’s important to grow up in a home where physical affection is available, and where boundaries are respected. 
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A Dragon who runs an orphanage. Their horde is the children they raise.
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reblog to let him know that you love him
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I have a BW!Mccree x reader request pls hear me out! Moira turns Jesse into a lil kiddo in one of her experiments. Gabe tells Reader to take care of Jesse until Moira finds a cure. Reader spends her day with kiddo Jesse and like that... until Reader needs to give Jesse a bath! When she was washing him Jesse suddenly turns into 17 again. Cute bebe becomes a hot cowboy again. A bit akward and fluffy moment between reader and Mccree lmao.. LOVE YOUR FICS THO!!!
WHAT A REQUEST WOWOWOW TY
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Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You were walking past Moira's lab to get to training. You heard Commander Reyes' usual grumpy voice, but he was yelling at Moira which was uncharacteristic. 
"How did this happen?" he demanded.
"I don't know exactly, but I'm working on a cure. Your yelling is holding me up," her cool reply came. 
Reyes let out a huff and stomped out of her lab with a young boy clinging onto his hand. 
"Oh, thank god you're here," Reyes said, spotting you trying to hurry away. "Long story, but I have a million things to do today. Moira turned McCree into this little kid and she's working on a fix but until then, someone needs to look after him. I'll give you the day off training if you look after him and make sure he doesn't die."
"Umm," you hesitated, looking down at the tiny version of the man you had intense feelings for. 
"Come on," Reyes said. "I'll give you tomorrow off too." 
"Deal," you beamed, beckoning the mini McCree over, taking his hand in yours. 
"I'll come find you when she's got it sorted."
With that, Reyes jogged off to attend to his "millions of things to do." 
You crouched down to McCree's eye level.
"Can you understand what I'm saying?" you asked. 
You were met with a blank stare. 
"Hello?" you asked.
McCree looked around the hallway, toddling off down the long hall. You groaned. This was going to be a long day. 
You made sure McCree was fed, could get to the bathroom and was kept out of trouble all day. Most of the day had gone by and there was still no word from Reyes. You sighed as you looked at the now dirty and grime covered McCree. 
"Maybe letting you play outside was a mistake," you said, picking him up and deciding it was time for a bath. 
You arrived to your room and put McCree down as you drew a bath. He toddled around your room, looking at your things and digging through your things, finding a pair of your underwear and putting them on his head. You came back in your room to find him running around with the underwear on his head, running around. 
"Oh no, get back here!" you said, chasing him and grabbing hold, tearing the underwear off his head. 
You scowled at him for his behaviour as you stripped him down and put him into the bath. 
"This is so weird," you said with a sigh, scrubbing his hair. "I finally get to spend time with you but you're a little kid who doesn't know anything from anything." 
You rinsed the shampoo from his hair and soaped him up to clean away the dirt and grime. 
"I don't have the courage to tell you how much I like you," you lamented to yourself as much to the child who couldn't understand what you were saying. 
"Hah, listen to me," you scoffed. "Confessing my feelings to a kid. How sad." 
You rinsed the soap off and turned to grab a towel to dry him off. 
"Alright, let's get you dr-"
You turned back to McCree, but we're greeted by a very much full-sized, back to normal McCree. 
"What the hell?" you screamed, dropping the towel.
"What happened?" McCree's familiar drawl asked as he tried to cover himself. "Why am I back to normal? Why now??" 
"I don't know!" you cried, picking up the towel and throwing it at him. 
"Why are you yelling at me?" McCree cried, standing and fumbling to cover himself with the towel.
"I don't know, why are you yelling at me?" you asked, standing and running out of the bathroom, shutting the door behind you. 
You panted as you leaned against the door, freaking out. McCree was back to normal and he was in your bathroom - and he was naked!
The bathroom door suddenly opened and you caught yourself before falling. 
McCree emerged, a towel around his waist and another towel in his hands as he dried his hair. 
"I'm sorry for freakin' out," McCree said, sheepishly. "I really appreciate you looking after me all day. Makin' sure I didn't do anythin' stupid."
"Of course," you said. 
"Did… did you mean what you said in there?" he asked.
"What are you talking about?" you asked, your body growing warm with anxiety. Could he actually understand you this whole time. 
"Jesse… could you understand what I was saying today?" 
"Maybe," came his nervous reply. 
"And you didn't tell me?" 
"I thought I might hear what you really think of me if I acted like I didn't know what was goin' on. And I'm glad I did," he confessed, taking your hand in his. "Now I know you feel the same way." 
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Yo, people with acne
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These are hydrocolloid bandages. They work wonders at pulling fluid through skin and absorbing all that gunk. 
You can cut them down to size, wear them on your face at night, and in the morning you’ll see a noticeable difference plus the bandage visibly absorbs the goo and it’s gross but weirdly satisfying.
They’re cheaper than most acne products, they work, and 1 pack lasts for ages. They’re sold in the band-aid section of most pharmacies; try them if you can.
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Yandere Hanzo and Genji being in a arranged marriage with y/n. How would they behave in this both before and after they both left the clan. Please be in headcannon form
* HANZO *
° Understands from when his father started grooming him to take over the clan that he already had a spouse hand-picked for him
° Growing up with this mentality, he already feels like you belong to him and after the first meeting, he was head over heels
° He thought married life was amazing! He loved you, you loved him; life was perfect
° If he ever caught anyone looking at you the wrong way, he wouldn't hesitate to take it too far in punishing them. He is Hanzo Shimada, everyone knows who he is and who you belong to. There are no excuses for anyone to be looking at you
° The two of you left the clan and made a new home elsewhere when Hanzo was faced with a life changing decision
° Not being part of the Shimada clan anymore, Hanzo lost part of who he was and he was worried you didn't love him anymore. He lost his money, power and status
° He became overly possessive of you, questioning where you were going and who you were seeing and he knew you were lying (you weren't)
° Unsatisfied with your responses, he locked you in your home and forbade you to leave without him accompanying you
° You tried reassuring him that he didn't need to worry but his low self-esteem had got the better of him
* GENJI *
° Genji hates the fact that he's in an arranged marriage. He gets why Hanzo has to be but why does Genji matter? 
° Complains everyday, goes out and parties, gets drunk and sleeps with as people as he can
° One day he's forced to have a meeting with you and everything he felt before disappeared
° You were gorgeous, absolutely his type and also the opposite of him. You were quiet, submissive and shy
° To him, you were an innocent little thing who needed protecting and who better than him, your future husband to do so? 
° After you were married, Genji wasted no time in moving you in and laying down his rules
° No flirting with other people, when you go out, he has to know where and depending where, you might need an escort. No dressing provocatively - he can't have you dressing like the people he used to hang out with in the clubs
° It was suffocating but he was your husband and who were you to displease someone from the biggest clan in the country? 
° After leaving the clan, he actually relaxed a little. He didn't have to worry about his brother or father, people trying to use and abuse him or any of that. It could just be the two of you, alone. Forever. 
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“Hey guess what”
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“No you have to guess”
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