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Tim: hey Dick, which do you thing Kon would like more?

Tim: *holds up 2 pairs of earrings, one sapphire, on diamond*

Dick: I don't know probaby, the sapphire

Tim: *nods and puts the diamond away*

Dick: what's the special occasion, anyway?

Tim: hm?

Dick: why are you buying Kon the earrings, is it your anniversary or something?

Tim: oh no, I just like buying stuff for him

Dick: *starts laughing*

Tim: what?

Dick: oh god, you're his sugar daddy!

Tim, blushing: I'm not- you buy expensive shit for Wally all the time! You're his sugar daddy!

Dick: I prefer the term; 'rich boyfriend',

Tim: ...

Tim and Dick: *turns to look at Jason*

Jason, checking out arrow-shaped ruby necklace: *looks up*

Jason: ... I plead the fifth

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3. Take some great pictures from the rooftops (make sure you don't get kidnapped or caught tho)

Top things to do in Gotham:

Leave

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LMFAO VIGILANTE BEEF HAPPENING RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!

Red Hood just called Nightwing a dick, this is hilarious. I don't know what they're arguing about, but I heard that LOUD AND CLEAR.

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It was supposed to be a SECRET????

GUYS

Why is there SO MANY drawings of Batman making out with other JL MEMBERS, the majority of them being the MEN

Is Batman this secretly fruity? Is my gaydar faulty??

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Tim, the original ‘I can fix him’ girlie

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spill the tea on you and red robin 🎙

what’s there to spill? i think he’s awesome and cool and good at everything he does and he thinks i’m strange on tumblr

it also happens to be his birthday too! what a bizarre and specific coincidence

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Don't you just love when someone you don't know goes manic and you can watch 🔥🔥

sometimes if i talk for too long about something Dick isn’t interested in his eyes will glaze over and look straight through me and i have to throw in buzzwords to get his attention back

“-and then if that’s not the case we have to… hey- hey, flips, Babs, Nightwing, squats… okay as i was saying..”

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"No, dad, you don't understand, it was the demons"

“You can’t be trusted with this anymore since you broke protocol,” um bruce that was forever ago i plead ‘being 12 years old’ please let me drive

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IM IN TEARS HELP ME????

Batman boxers are so real tho I have the comfiest red Hood merch it's crazy

whoever got that video of Robin tearing his pants on a birdarang i will pay you $1,000 for your silence

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RAHHH SLAY (YOUR ENEMIES)

i went with pink!

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OH YUH BIOSIBLINGS FOR THE WIN

GUESS WHOS BACK BABYYYYY

and i have like so much stuff to talk about, first of all i was kinda being held hostage in a cult for a little bit. uh that was weird ngl but i found my biological siblings so that’s…kinda cool?

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The way i went missing for months and I'm STILL the favorite like what are y'all doing 😭😭😭

“duke must be the normal one!” no. that man is a fucking menace and it’s wonderful

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EIFBDJFJ AHHH MY C H I L D R E N

is this how Bruce Wayne feels

while on the topic of my pets: look at how big shrike and phoenix have gotten :(

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Ah, yes, the royal We 💪✨🤌

some nyx cause it’s been a while since i posted her

(also @random-gothamite-shenanigans if ur her co-parent would that make her ur daughter?? this is probably (?) a stupid question but i’ve been awake for a questionable amount of hours and cannot figure it out)

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Oh no I'm a teen parent

OH NO

(nyx is so djfndjfn <33333 I LOVE HER SM 😭😭)

some nyx cause it’s been a while since i posted her

(also @random-gothamite-shenanigans if ur her co-parent would that make her ur daughter?? this is probably (?) a stupid question but i’ve been awake for a questionable amount of hours and cannot figure it out)

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That is the weirdest fucking metaphor I've ever heard what 😭😭😭

If you have all this money, why would you ever choose to stay in Gotham?

i ask B this every. single. day.

we could be in miami!! we could be in venice!! or bangkok!! but no. Gotham City, New Jersey.

get me out of here.

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What, You Think You Can Just Leave?

If you have all this money, why would you ever choose to stay in Gotham?

i ask B this every. single. day.

we could be in miami!! we could be in venice!! or bangkok!! but no. Gotham City, New Jersey.

get me out of here.