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Finally left my art block @joonebugg 🥰🥰

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Thought you were about to say #1 Price Simp but that's even better 😭😭😭 I'm always just gonna call you Joone or Joonebugg 👹 /silly

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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hey as a local aroace, i want to specify something.

were no strangers to love. you know the rules and so do i (do i). a full commitments what im thinking of. you wouldnt get this from any other guy. i just wanna tell you how im feeling. gotta make you understand. never gonna give you up. never gonna let you down. never gonna run around and desert you. never gonna make you cry. never gonna say goodbye. never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Soulmate AU John Price x Self Insert (Amelia)

Amelia and her husband had been married for 9 years, but they weren't soulmates. Guilt and manipulations from David's family and David himself stopped her from leaving, David would occasionally sleep around with other women, claiming that he didn't, and that it was just from the bar or claiming that he thought they were his soulmate but it was "too late" when he realized they weren't. Amelia never complained, she was too tired to do anything about it. She was often busy with work and taking care of the house, cleaning up after David, while he worked from home.

Today she was finally getting a new job, her best friend, Kate Laswell, had recommended her for a better administrative assistant position in the 141 squadron. She quickly got dressed and her favorite blue business outfit, a white button up, a matching blue blazer and knee length pencil skirt. She accessorized with the tacky, cheap wedding and engagement ring David bought her, along with a simple, beautiful silver necklace and matching earrings she bought herself. She looked in the mirror and smiled, a bit of new confidence rising to her chest.

"There are leftovers in the fridge" Amelia peaked into her husbands "work area" which was basically his gaming room, with a single laptop dedicated to work, which was rarely used.

"You aren't gonna make me something?" David huffed, not looking up from his game, but nudging his headset to the side so he could hear Amelia better.

"I'm working, sweetheart" Amelia gently reminded him "I won't be home until 6 PM. So you have to figure out what to do for lunch, I'm very sorry" she looked down at her feet

"Ugh- fine, you better be home to make dinner and clean up my room at least-" David scoffed, shooting Amelia a glare

"I know.. I'll do my very best..." Amelia said quietly, leaving for work after grabbing her satchel

Amelia walked into the massive building, making her way to her office, as she walked down the hall, she was greeted by a tall man with a mohawk and a Scottish flag patch on the front of his vest

"Hello, sir. My name is Amelia, I'm looking for Captain Price" she said to the man.

"Hey there, lass. The cap'n is out today so I'll be getting ya settled" he said kindly with a thick Scottish accent "Name's Johnny MacTavish" he offered his hand for Amelia to shake. She took his hand and gently shook it

"Let me show you to your office, lass" Johnny took Amelia's arm in his own and walked further down the hall, stopping at the second to last door to the left. Amelia opened the door and smiled softly

"Oh wow... this is such a nice office!" Amelia gushed. Johnny leaned against the doorframe and watched her as she gently drug her fingers against the soft loveseat, looking over her desk, fully stocked with stationary, a modern computer and monitor, corkboards and whiteboards, a custom calendar of the 141, it was perfect.

"Oh my god.. this is beautiful"

"Really? Where the hell have ya been workin?" Johnny chuckled

"Ahe.. sorry" Amelia felt a bit embarrassed at her behavior

"Don't worry about it, lass. And feel free to decorate your space" Johnny said, flipping through a file he was holding and handing Amelia several sheets of paper "These are some basic forms you'll need to fill out, and everything you need to get set up" he said "I have some work to do, but I suggest goin around and meeting the other team members" Johnny blew Amelia a playful kiss before leaving.

Amelia took a deep breath to calm her very excited and happy nerves, she buckled down and got to work.

5 PM rolled around rather quickly, Amelia had met everyone except the captain. The day was honestly wonderful, mostly filled with greetings and gathering basic info for her records. When Amelia was packing her bag, there was a knock at her office door

"Come in" Amelia called out sweetly. A man she hadn't seen before stepped into the office. He looked worn and a bit muddy, he smelled faintly like cigars and the outdoors from where he was standing.

"Evening, darling. I'm Captain John Price" He spoke with a thick, gruff British accent. He had a boonie hat resting on top of his head, he had a full beard and goatee, and was dressed in a dirty British SAS uniform.

"Hello, captain" Amelia quickly stood from her seat and offered her her hand for the captain to shake "I'm Amelia Conner, the new administrative assistant" John smiled and shook his head, politely declining the handshake

"Sorry, love. Just got back from the field and I'm dirtier than a pub floor" He chuckled, Amelia retracked to hand to cover the slightly laugh that left her mouth

"I just dropped in to say hello, and to invite you out to drinks with the 141 and Los Vaqueros. Just to hang out and we can all get to know each other better" John leaned against the doorframe

"How long would you all be out?" Amelia asked, thinking of what she had said to her husband that morning

"Just for a few hours. You already got plans?" John inquired

"Well, I told my husband I'd be home soon, but I don't think he'd mind since it's for work" Amelia said hopefully

"Husband? What a lucky man he must be" John chuckled, "Well, I'll seeya in 30 minutes, love" he said before leaving the office. Amelia nervously fiddled with her ring and thought about what David would think. She grabbed her phone and thumb typed a message, telling David that she was going to stay late with her coworkers and to order takeout for himself. Her heartbeat sped up anxiously as she tossed her phone into her purse as soon as she hit send to her white lie. She then packed up the rest of her purse and went to meet up with her new coworkers

This is a series so fuck yall /j Seriously though, please give me suggestions!! I do not often write so I probably use a lot of stereotypes, and criticism is more than welcome, even if this is meant to be a cheesy, cringy fic to fill my desire of characters in love <3 Peace and love to you all and happy Valentine's day ^^

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@luwuserfuwwy @joonebugg

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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Self care is giving your oc a man bun and piercings

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Shadus is Shade's twin brother (HS AU)

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Shade's older sister Malina (also HS AU)

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Uhm I guess my bio lmfao

Name: JustYourAverageArtist/DoubleABatteries

Age: 18

Likes: Assassin's Creed, CoD MW2 and 3, Undertale, video games in general, cats, my OC world, drawing/writing, the office, your mom

Dislikes: All the phobics, general grossness, and the color orange

Will take writing requests/art requests

I like to rp ig

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Hello!

I am looking to commission two scenes from my #GhostSoap fic on AO3 called The Sniper. Not sure how to go about doing this, but happy to pay an artists rates to get the pieces done! 😀 #Ghoap #SoapGhost

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I love your ghost design. I wanna squeeze him :⁠^⁠)

If no hug then why hug-shaped???

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Making a high school AU for my babies. Heres my first born child Shade 🥰🥰🥰

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Blizzard

A MW3 fanfic bc why the hell not

Warnings: Nudity but no smut, fluff, hypothermia scare, lil bit of angst

Soap and Ghost were running from the Shadows and ran into the woods. The blizzard was picking up and helped them lose Graves' team. The sounds of chatter and gunshots slowly faded and got lost in the wind. The pair ducked under trees and hopped over stumps before eventually stopping to catch their breath. Ghost panted a bit and looked around, trying to figure out where they were. Their breath came out in short puffs, visible to both of them due to the cold.

"LT.. where are we?" Soap huffed. Ghost sighed and kept looking around

"I dunno, Johnny. But we better find out soon..." Ghost started walking north and Soap followed suit, watching their 6. They weren't dressed for the cold and the wind was sharp and col against their uniform's layers and exposed skin.

"There should be a safehouse somewhere around here" Ghost yelled back, it was the only way the two could hear each other against the wind.

"Got- Fuck!!" Soap yelled out as he slipped on a snowbank and fell down the hill and towards the river. Ghost quickly turned around and tried to grab Johnny, managing to grab his wrist before he made it to the river. Ghost sighed in relief and pulled his partner back up the hill. Soap dusted himself off and looked down, freezing in a horrible realization as sharp col pierced through his calves and feet

"Ghost... my legs-" Soap panicked and grabbed Ghost's arm "We're lost in a blizzard and now my legs are fuckin' soaked!" he became a bit hysterical, and frankly, Ghost was equally terrified for the sergeant.

"Soap- Johnny!- The worst thing you can do is panic" he tried to stay calm, hoping Soap would also calm down. He scooped up Soap in his arms "We're gonna find the bloody safehouse and get you warmed up" he reassured, letting Soap rest his head in the crook of Ghost's neck.

Ghost had been carrying Soap through the woods for about 10 minutes before Ghost saw the outline of the cabin. Soap was shivering in his arms and clinging to Ghost like his life depended on it

"Johnny.." Ghost spoke lowly to Soap

"Yea-yeah, LT?.." Soap's voice was even shaking

"We're almost there.. Jesus christ, Johnny-" Ghost was shocked and terrified as he saw Johnny's lips turning a faint blue.

"Huh?.. What's the matter?..." Soap asked

"Nothing nothing- Let's get inside and get you warmed up" Ghost ran to the cabin and locked the door behind them

"Ghost.. I'm really cold" Johnny tried to pull himself closer to Ghost, shivering and cursing under his breath

"I know, Johnny.. I'm gonna get you some blankets and a heater. Take off your soaked clothes" Ghost ordered, laying Soap on the couch in the main room. He didn't have time to hear Johnny's embarrassed reply as he ran around the entire cabinet, turning on the heater and grabbing everything that could possibly warm up his freezing Scottish partner. He had never been so scared before, if Soap died what would he do? He quickly shook the thoughts out of his head as he walked back to the living room.

"Johnny I got you some blankets" Ghost said, wrapping up Johnny's legs and body, but there wasn't a response

"Johnny?" Ghost looked at Soap, his eyes were close and he was limp. But Ghost could hear shallow breathing coming from him, which was the only thing keeping him from freaking out any further.

"Shit.." Ghost quickly stripped down to his boxers, thankful that Johnny was out for this part as he took off Johnny's vest and shirt. Ghost crawled under the blankets and held Soap close like their lives depended on it. He curled Johnny's freezing legs around his own and rested Johnny's head in the crook of his neck

"You're alright, Johnny... you're gonna be alright.." Ghost mumbled "You better be.. you're not allowed to die on me you bloody bastard..." he choked up a bit, "You're a damn good soldier.. and you're my best friend..." Ghost played with Soap's hair and held him close. The wind howled outside, but Ghost didn't hear it, all he could think, feel, and hear was Soap. He closed his eyes and just focused on warming up Soap.

Should I do a pt. 2?? *vine boom*

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Ghost: I would die for you.

Soap: Don’t you dare. Stop talking about dying.

Ghost: Then I would kill for you again.

Soap: …

Soap: Again?

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Lmfao I got 2 spam messages in 3 hours 💀