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Sneak 100

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

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let me tell u this did not age well 🥲

i actually want to cry like so badly

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“The Jewish response to trauma is counter-intuitive and extraordinary. You defeat fear by joy. You conquer terror by collective celebration. You prepare a festive meal, invite guests, give gifts to friends. While the story is being told, you make an unruly noise as if not only to blot out the memory of Amalek, but to make a joke out of the whole episode. You wear masks. You drink a little too much. You make a Purim spiel.” Precisely because the threat was so serious, you refuse to be serious – and in that refusal you are doing something very serious indeed. You are denying your enemies a victory. You are declaring that you will not be intimidated. As the date of the scheduled destruction approaches, you surround yourself with the single most effective antidote to fear: joy in life itself. As the three-sentence summary of Jewish history puts it: “They tried to destroy us. We survived. Let’s eat.” Humour is the Jewish way of defeating hate. What you can laugh at, you cannot be held captive by.

Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks zt"l, "The Therapeutic Joy of Purim," article published 1 March 2015

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Unmute !

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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Comic by Sarah Andersen

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Penelope Featherington and Colin Bridgerton Bridgerton — Season 3 (2024)

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average king of israel: king yehovishalom of the house of atahima of the ancestral tribe of manasseh reigned in israel 40 years. he did what was displeasing to the lord, marrying a princess of the phonecian city-state of ba'alland, bringing the cult of ba'al to israel and killing 928323992893893 prophets of the lord at once with divination. he sacrificed 13 year old boys to the bronze god molech, he legalized male prostitution and put shrines to the ba'alim and ashterot in every single bathroom stall in israel. he died when the prophet eliziah bribed the royal cook to put posion in his wine, he was gathered to his fathers and his son yehovikiah succeeded him.

average king of judah: king zekhamon of the house of david of the ancestral tribe of judah reigned in israel 50 years. he was 'aight. he did what was mildly okay to the lord and didn't really upset him but didn't tear down the shrines his ancestors had built. he was gathered to his fathers and his son josephaz succeeded him.

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January was a tough year but we made it

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good riddance live

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild