randolph-with-a-phd

[randolph-with-a-phd]

HEY RANDOLPH

@dont-call-me-beantown

Hello Magnus! I haven't heard from you in a while.

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Yes, I've heard.

You make it sound like I'm not also queer, I'm just in a polycule and not an open relationship. My wife and children are back, and my children with Loki (and Loki himself) live with us as well. We all go to therapy at least once a week.

I'm not going back to my grave. I can't. I didn't even get a burial, and I can't die.

is magnus your best friend in the whole wide world and are you sorry for setting him on fire yesterday yes or no

no and no (:<

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Hey, at least my boyfriend and I don't break up every 5 minutes.

is magnus your best friend in the whole wide world and are you sorry for setting him on fire yesterday yes or no

no and no (:<

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Are you referring to me?

is magnus your best friend in the whole wide world and are you sorry for setting him on fire yesterday yes or no

no and no (:<

[randolph-with-a-phd]

your nephew has been eating clay and biting anyone that tries to stop him, please help

@mallory-keen-to-kill-you

Magnus, Natalie taught you not to eat clay. Have some taste and at least eat mud.

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Only a little.

One of my few posts during my very large and long family vacation in an undisclosed location

I killed a dragon last week! Everyone else was asleep, and Loki was away for a little bit, so he wasn't able to just make it leave us, so I took matters into my own hands.

[randolph-with-a-phd]

One of my few posts during my very large and long family vacation in an undisclosed location

I killed a dragon last week! Everyone else was asleep, and Loki was away for a little bit, so he wasn't able to just make it leave us, so I took matters into my own hands.

[randolph-with-a-phd]

All of those options seem bad, but I'm not a demigod, so I don't think it's my place to make a decision.

And please, dear voters, explain your choice in the notes. ❤️

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Alright then...

Evening. I need you for a few minutes.

Alright. What is it?

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Why would we need to do that?

Evening. I need you for a few minutes.

Alright. What is it?

[randolph-with-a-phd]

I suppose so.

Evening. I need you for a few minutes.

Alright. What is it?

[randolph-with-a-phd]

No, I haven't. I tend to keep my private life private.

Evening. I need you for a few minutes.

Alright. What is it?

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Ok...

Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Evening. I need you for a few minutes.

Alright. What is it?

[randolph-with-a-phd]

I just gave it.

Evening. I need you for a few minutes.

Alright. What is it?

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Ok. What are you waiting for?

Evening. I need you for a few minutes.

Alright. What is it?

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Evening. I need you for a few minutes.

Alright. What is it?

[randolph-with-a-phd]

Ok, go grow those flowers then.

The Fenris carving at Disney World on Midgard is looking rough...

@imhotterthanallofyou

@thesmallbadwolf