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I know a lot of those responses aren’t necessarily in good faith but it does make me think a lot of trans men are hearing “you have male privilege” and thinking i mean “you are exactly like cishet men, you are given accolades aplenty” and not “regardless of the oppressions you face you are still treated favorably to women in your same position”

Which to be fair is how most men react to the phrase “you have male privilege”

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I can't believe "Misandry is real" is a real opinion that people hold. What a joke

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Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.

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The war between Iran and Israel has ended. The war between two countries has been resolved, while the war between a country and a city has not been resolved yet. Do you hate Gaza? Do you hate the Palestinians?

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BREAKING: Fox News has been advised to stop highlighting Zohran Mamdani's policies because even Fox viewers are finding them appealing.

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I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

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Shut the fuck up about feminine and masculine energy

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Nikki the Bartender from “Pinched” (2009) by David Vandervoort

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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welcome... to Nothing Park

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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

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I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.

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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

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You ever think about the MOVE bombing and then think about the fact that so few US Americans even know that the MOVE bombing like. Happened.

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Fixed it.