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“how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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when you’re trying 2 write “tru” and u accidentally write “gru” instead

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Gimme dat pizza

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IM SCREAMING

at first i thought this was some homophobic shit but then..

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For sharing:

Long-ways | Box-ways

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Christmas when you're young: Omg, I can't wait. I'm so excited. Why is time going so slow?

Christmas as a grown up: It's the 25th already? Oh.

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Because why not?

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*raises my son to be the MCM I never was*

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*sigh* … I can’t do this.

Topology professor, upon forgetting the equation for a sphere (via mathprofessorquotes)

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Mathematics is a language plus reasoning; it is like a language plus logic. Mathematics is a tool for reasoning.

Richard Feynman (via mathblab)

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I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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Honestly I’ve watched this at least forty or fifty times

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