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randakay 9 years ago
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Bianca Del Rio 馃槏馃憫
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randakay 9 years ago
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reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you鈥檝e been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you鈥檇 forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
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randakay 9 years ago
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An Ice Cave inside Iceland鈥檚 Vatnajokull Glacier
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randakay 9 years ago
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Today, I fucked up...聽by peeing too hard
I had a meeting at work today. There were about 30 people in the meeting, and it was very important. It was only supposed to last 1-2 hours, but it went way over time. 3 hours after the meeting started, I really had to pee. But seeing as it was already an hour over time, I was confident I could hold it till the meeting was over. No one else had gotten up since the meeting started, and seeing as I鈥檝e only been employed there for less than a month, I wasn鈥檛 going to be the first one to do so.
After 4 hours, my bladder was about to explode. I battled myself mentally, trying to convince myself to just go pee, while the other half of me didn鈥檛 want to make a bad impression this early in my career. Right as I was about to jump up and just go for it, they wrapped up the meeting. As soon as they dismissed, I jumped from my seat and ran straight to the bathroom.
I started unzipping before i had barely made it into the bathroom, and I was already peeing 2 steps from the urinal. I settled in at the urinal and unleashed a fire-hydrant load of urine. Apparently I wasn鈥檛 the only one who had to use the restroom, because there were more and more people coming in and using the toilets or standing along the wall behind me, waiting for the urinal to open up.
Not wanting to stand there and pee forever, I tensed up by bladder, peeing as hard and as fast as I could. I guess when you do this you also hold your breath. Either way, I pushed way too hard, for way too long. I started getting really light headed and lost my balance. I took 2 steps back and passed out, falling straight on my back. I was probably only passed out in the floor for less than 5 seconds, but that was plenty enough time for about 10 of my coworkers to see me stumble back, fall in the floor with my dick hanging out of my pants, and then piss into the air like an angel statue in a park all over myself and the floor. I鈥檓 not sure I can show my face there tomorrow.
Tl;dr Tried to pee too hard, showed my dick to my coworkers, and pissed all over myself.
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randakay 9 years ago
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Today, I fucked up... by being Santa
I dropped a kid on the floor.
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By Maysoon Masalha , Abu Dhabi鈥檚 airport art hub 馃憣
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This is my new fav wisdom teeth video聽
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bye how do i become their friend
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The Galaxy is a beautiful and mysterious place full of wonder.
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randakay 9 years ago
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i鈥檓 using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
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randakay 9 years ago
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reading the first question on a test
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that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i鈥檓 so thankful for it honestly
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