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ranchman · 3 months ago
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from a twitter prompt from months ago
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ranchman · 3 months ago
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lowkey imma post art here now i think. twitter doesnt like my homestuck art
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ranchman · 2 years ago
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hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)
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ranchman · 2 years ago
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“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth
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ranchman · 3 years ago
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bf convinced me to use this site again. just gonna clean up a lil
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ranchman · 3 years ago
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who the fuck posted ads for louis bags. ill kill you
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ranchman · 6 years ago
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buds!
new blog is up and ready to roll @666goth-dad666 so ill be on there and i promise ill be active and stuff :-) im deleting this in the next few days. 
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ranchman · 6 years ago
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hey guys
sorry i haven’t been posting, I’ve been in a pit of despair for the last 7 or 8 months and i can’t seem to escape so i deeply apologize for that
anyways I’m probably going to start up a new blog in the coming days if i remember to, i really miss all of you and i feel bad i just ignored it all. i wanna try and start over with only good things and no horrifying posts i made when i was 13
so, yeah. I’ll post the new blog soon hopefully
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ranchman · 7 years ago
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WHY! WON’T! YOU! DIE!!!
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ranchman · 7 years ago
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Someone: Who’s your favorite character in stranger things?
Me:
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ranchman · 7 years ago
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no joke this dude is the funniest streamer out there
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ranchman · 7 years ago
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ranchman · 7 years ago
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ranchman · 7 years ago
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@spastikchildren tagged me and it’s 3 am so I’m feelin okay! thanks buddy love u

Rules: Answer these questions and then tag some people who you want to get to know better!

Name: ian

Gender: a dude

Star Sign: libra

Sexual Orientation: bi

Favourite Colours: red, pink, green

Average Hours of Sleep: like 8

Cat or Dog Person?: i would only own cats but i love both

Favourite Fictional Character?: who knows tbh

Favourite Bands/Singers?: ooohhh boy uhhh i like mastodon, ghost, behemoth, and stuff and then i like post Malone and lil peep and dumb shit lol

Dream Trip: ireland

Dream Job: either a teacher or a geneticist

When was this blog created: April 2012

Current Number of Followers: 417

When did this blog reach its peak: it has yet to tbh

Time Right Now: 3:00 am

Song Stuck in my Head: Broken by Lund

Last Movie I Watched: spy kids

Last TV Show I Watched: stranger things

What am I Wearing Right Now: my sick fucking dragon shirt and boxers

What Kind of Stuff do I post: stupid

Do I get Asks: not rly, I’m so inactive lmao

Why did I choose my URL: i like ranch and I’m a man, there’s not much to it

Following: 322

I tag: fuck idk bro
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ranchman · 7 years ago
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ranchman · 7 years ago
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Yeah
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ranchman · 7 years ago
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applies for a job and uses this as my resume 
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