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it gets progressively messier the sleepier i get, but i feel like it fits the vibe!
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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight
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Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?
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Initial D: First Stage, episode 11: "Shingo Arrives!" (1998)
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Bruce: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Jason without him noticing?
Dick: Hey, Jason, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Jason: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Bruce:
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I love the idea that Dick and Roy were together at one point, with Jason and Roy now being together, simply for Tim's reaction.
The first words out of his mouth just being "what, you fucking down the family line or something?" Followed by a suspicious squint and asking "do I need to be worried if you guys break up?"
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YOU donât have to be perfect to be loved. but I do
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Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne familyâs media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-
(Over the coms)
Batman: Alfred, whatâs the update on the Arkham situation?
Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- âweâre cookedâ
Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms
Batman: âŠHuh?
Jason: *muttering* I knew I shouldâve stayed outa this oneâŠ
Damian: I donât understand, what are we cooking?
Alfred: Itâs giving âfailure eraâ, sir-
Dick: Damn it!
Tim: We really are cooked
Damian: What does that -?
Alfred: Itâs lowkey not-
Batman: In English Alfred. Please.
Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.
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Tim, bleeding out on the floor: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Jason: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING SAFEHOUSE!!!
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Being a cop with the GCPD post-Batman is a net positive despite all the corruption and inaction on crime.
Every few months or so, Jim Gordon gets to call a victim up like âI apologize we werenât able to file charges against the man who brutally assaulted you while you were walking home last week. On a completely unrelated note, your attacker was found unconscious in a ditch today over on 55th and Center St. I know. I know. Of course, I apologize again that you werenât able to achieve closure in this case. On a completely unrelated note again, did you know that severe trauma to the groin can cause lifetime impotence? Itâs a strange world we live in, maâam. You too. Have a good day!â
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here are some of my doodles/sketches lately, just sharing here too! i didn't expect people would like them as much as they do- i'm always getting surprised haha
i like to draw sad or basically angsty things when i'm stressed đ„Č
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Idk I just really like that Twilight's reaction to being told "Your wife used to be a prostitute!" is to go like
and proceed to say how honourable and worthy of respect her dedication, self-sacrifice and mental fortitude are, and how we're shown he actually means that.
And then my girl Yor sees his reaction and hears his words and for the first time in her life she goes like "This is a man who literally just met me and has no connection to me yet he not only understands my position, he's also willing to bring himself out there and have my back when other people have free bait to judge me" and like damn how important that was to her, to have someone (who doesn't owe his survival to her like Yuri does) actually see her and respect her choices and have the absolute BEST of faiths in her. Like, what Camilla says there has the societal power to make her look like a pariah. Yet this dude comes over and without knowing anything about her, he vouches for her and immediately assumes her reasons were noble and altruistic. And though he doesn't know what profession he's actually vouching for, he's completely right in his assumption about her intentions, and considering how easily the general public judges sex workers, it's no surprise this support gives Yor the courage to believe Loid will understand her and won't think bad of her if she ever disappears on them due to her work, because he's open-minded enough for his first and immediate assumption about her is that she has good intentions.
And I just wanna SCREAM because she has absolutely no idea how little he will judge her about her assassin gig. She already considers herself lucky she's come across someone who is compassionate enough to think the best out of someone who works in a profession that is not considered "morally acceptable" by the public. But she has no idea the actual jackpot she's hit, because his own profession is far more dark and sinister yet he still has the kindness and empathy in his heart to understand people who do the same as he does.
Like, that's it with her character, isn't it? She sacrificed her own youth and morality to help Yuri grow up and be educated, and that caused him to idolize her, and because he was the only family she had left, she has been desperate to not cause any of her ties with him to break. But it also caused her impostor syndrome, and she had no confidence in any of her abilities aside from killing and cleaning up after her work, because she lives in a misogynistic society that is suspicious of unmarried women (like, that judgment alone, considering unmarried men don't experience such scrutiny, can be enough to damage a woman's psyche) and because she has been working under a man cruel enough to hire orphaned teenagers as assassins and nearly kill them in tests of their abilities ever since she was a teenager. For her it was either "I'm either perfect in something or I'm completely useless and I deserve people's judgment". Because if Yuri sees she doesn't have the perfect record, she thinks he will be horrified and she'll lose the ties to her last remaining family. And she will think she deserved that. If her killing skills waver in the slightest, she will be killed, either by enemies or by the Shopkeeper doing his little "tests". And she will think she deserved that. And if she doesn't abide by the society's expectations, she will at best be judged and mocked (for not cooking at home) and at worst get arrested (for being suspected as a spy). And she will think she deserved that.
Yet again, this stranger comes along, is told she's worked a socially shameful profession, knows she's shy and with so few connections that she can't even find someone to act as her pretend boyfriend for a party, and he supports her. And then he finds out how socially unskilled she is, how terrible she is at cooking, how she can't even pretend to kiss him for their mutual benefit, how she has the tendency to get so drunk she accidentally kicks him unconscious... And those things that she considers fatal flaws of her, he says are parts of her that she doesn't need to pretend don't exist. That's who she is, and there's nothing to fix, and she can just accept them without feeling bad or ashamed of it, that pretending she's someone else, someone perfect, will only make her miserable and exhausted.
And like... fuck. How can she not feel glad she got to marry that guy?
And how much will her heart break when she finds out he's a spy and will immediately doubt all the supportive words he's told her? And how astonishing will it be when she finds out that he actually meant pretty much everything he's told her, and that he really resonates with her and believes in her?
(anime only here, don't spoil me for the manga)
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