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theres this gold you can only look at but never grab and it shows up on top of waves when the sun hits the water and you can try picking it up gathering it in your hands but it dies without water just disappears but if you look at it without trying to make it worth something to someone else well then. youll see after a while why its so priceless.

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it's been the slowiest year for my art in a long time but i'm happy with what i made. here's to more art in 2025!

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At the function searching for clues

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i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....

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Tumblr took down the original

So here

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dick game so bad i dont even have one

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anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that the wise men went to little baby jesus and brought him a frankenstein. really scary

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like what’s up manger

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Hand picked little sweeties for your viewing pleasure

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the fairies and i did not make any figgy pudding. nobody is welcome to join us

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imagine if something gay happened

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[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

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Brave Exkaiser 勇者エクスカイザー (1990 – 1991) "There’s a Lot of Santas" dir. Shinji Takamatsu

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went to the pub for a drink on my first real day off in over a week and watched the girl behind the bar drop the entire cash drawer on the floor in the middle of the rush and then just stare at it at her feet for like a solid two minutes

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Get jolly with it

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seasons greasons to everyone

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no way in freecountry USA I'm letting myself forget to post it this year! It's-a the kringlefucker! Come one come all, come none at all! Seasons greasons bitch