The various and sundry adventures of Ralton Dantain, fictional character.
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@tyson-ot-nw @allthisandtea
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“he would not fucking say that!” then put him in a situation that makes him say it, we wanna see him squirm
#I think i did this with Carth#What if i made a guy who's really nuts about something. Just a weird fucked up guy. Goofy fun. But. How did he GET that way#oh no a story
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interact if you have no idea what you’re doing in life but you’re doing it anyway. i need proof that i am not alone in this.
#I always feel like i'm about 10 years behind myself#if you've been through high school then i'd say being 40 feels like being idk a junior instead of a freshmen?#Like if you're 20 it feels like being new and scared and not knowing what to expect and everyone else is bigger than you#and you hit 30 and you're like okay i'm not a freshmen anymore and i know what to expect but this sucks in here and i've a long way to go#and you hit 40 and you're like right okay i know what to expect and i know who i am better now and i'm tired and i keep going#I expect at 50 that i will no longer have any fucks to give. Park a car on the principal's roof and call it senioritis.
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remembering again the time I had one friend whose OCD included "interior doors can't be closed because what if there's a fire??" living with another friend whose triggers included "my door MUST be closed and locked or I'm Not Safe" and how many problems that caused
sometimes people just have competing needs. there's no one size fits all solution for anything.
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Perfectly timed wedding photo
#when you think he's a vampire but it turns out he's just a really weird kind of mermaid#sharks are friends not food
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when im playing a game alone and theres danger i am quiet and stoic, by necessity. when im playing with friends and theres danger i start screaming and sqwuaking like a chimp to communicate over long distance that there is danger and i am distressed. This is because humans are social animals who evolved to live in groups and signal to eachother when herobrine is there
#why is this a thing?#Not necessarily BRAVER but#i'm actively smarter and more confident when I'm alone.#Why is there an alone brain and a together brain and why do they need each other to be happy#I wanna be cool me like the Alone me but Together me is actually the better survivor and Alone me just gets depressed
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#i love somebody's grandma can she be my grandma i'll play assassins creed with her#She likes Venice and Killing People? My whole household wants to adopt her
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a bad dream?
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fighting art block with silly little projects like this Teapot Animal, sipping from your cup. i finally got to experiment with gold leaf on a bjd & that was a lot of fun.
#Holy SHIT what a cool ball joint doll#BJD#Art doll#Teapot creature#what a BRILLIANT idea#What a good creature
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