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«trip down the hill, strawberry field, are you even real?» first attempt at muggle film – blurry and almost alive. could be Hermione captured by Fred – since i’ve been team fremione for a long time – on a sunny day in spring, but that’s up to your interpretation. (slightly inspired by James Blake’s “Are you even real?”)

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this is going to be specific but why does every fred weasley spotify playlist have mr loverman on it

not complaining tho, it’s his song from now on.

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*draco malfoy voice* my therapist will hear about this

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Iryna Kurennaya aka Ирина Куренная (Ukrainian, b. 1996, Poltava, Ukraine) - The girl is reading, 2021, Paintings: Oil on Canvas

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Kidnapper: We have your friend!

James: Wait- which friend?

Kidnapper: She made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

James: YOU KIDNAPPED LILY??? what did she-

Kidnapper: I wanna become a painter

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you: always.

me, an intellectual: lily, take harry and go.

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“If only we could see the endless string of consequences that result from our smallest actions. But we can’t know better until knowing better is useless.”

— John Green; Looking for Alaska

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i just wanna know what weed-addicted brunette broke john green’s heart in high school and gave him enough material for a decade’s worth of identical books

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i don’t want to fall in love if u don’t want to try :)

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what is it about them? i must be missing something

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if i knew it all then, would i do it again?

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“Non-Canon��� Harry Potter facts that all fans know

(What do you mean too many of these are Marauder related?)

If your Patronuses connect, you’re soul mates

Remus Lupin is sassy and loves chocolate

Lily Evans and Sirius Black were so close it made James jealous

Minerva McGonagall knew James Potter was a stag

The Potters are the most oblivious people on earth

Charlie Weasley and Nymphadora Tonks are best friends

Tonks sometimes changed into Dumbledore to confuse everyone

Teddy Lupin loves hanging out with Draco Malfoy

Sirius overused his name as a pun

A metamorphmagus’s hair color matches their emotions

James Potter’s middle name is Fleamont

James and Sirius wanted to name Harry “Elvendork” because “IT’S UNISEX”

Remus Lupin wears big sweaters

Sirius loves muggle bands and thinks he’s punk rock

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Dating James Potter Would Include

(This is long overdue okay)

The thing about dating James potter is that you’re not just dating James Potter, you’re dating Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew, too.

Somehow, you adopt them as your boyfriends

And it just….works somehow

They absolutely adore you and Protect You At All Costs

James though

You’re James’ and they know that

Simply bc the two of you have history

Honestly, No one expected you and James to end up together

In fact, they didn’t even know you were friends before James became a bully

After you ended your friendship, he became the handsome, confident stud and high key bully who continued to pine for his lost friend

And you became the Responsible, Studious and Bossy perfect

(Basically Hermione Grangers role model)

Your worlds eclipsed one night in the Astronomy tower, and James was never the same since

The rest….the rest is history

You have this effect on him tho

Literally, he’s reduced to the fluffiest, softest nerd whenever you’re around

He’s so clumsy around you

Stumbling over himself, unable to look at anything but you

Whenever you have to break away from him to go to class, he’d always watch you as you leave and walk into things bc you’re so bloody distracting

He can’t concentrate on anything but you

Ironically, James loves to dance and he’s not half bad at it

Most of the time he’d just pull you into his arms and the two of you would dance without any sense of movement or rhythm, just relaxing and basking in each other’s company

James loves to bake/cook

And he’s actually really good at it!

The two of you like to cook and bake together

You always end up having a food fight which turns into something…more

;)

Sneaking around the castle at night

It’s against every rule in your little rule book but, as James would say, “that’s what makes it fun!”

Massages

Plenty of them

Because he loves to touch you and so you figure you may as well get a shoulder massage out of it

Wearing his glasses

“Your eyesight is shocking, James, how did you even exist without these dumb glasses?”

“Honestly? I think I just fumbled around and hoped for the best?”

Spontaneous dates

Like seriously you have no idea what to expect with James

Once, he bought a magic carpet and the two of you went full on Aladdin on that shit

(Except it ended up with an intense make out sesh thirty feet in the air)

He calls you his “Lucky Charm” whenever he’s playing Quidditch

He loves to show off whenever he’s playing Quidditch

He can’t help himself

It’s like he’s yearning for your approval

(And then you get to show him just how impressed you were in the boys lockeroom after the games over and everything is said and done)

He loves to spoil you and he has the money to do it

Necklaces, rings, bracelets, exotic foods and dresses and even giant plush toys that won’t fit through the door

He makes you laugh

Not only bc he’s clumsy but bc he actively finds ways to make you laugh

(Bc watching the way your lips curve and your eyes sparkle and thst laugh that blossoms from your lips - that does things to him, to his heart and his spine and his groin, Merlin-)

At the same time he is SO FUCKING ARGUMENTATIVE

Like honestly the two of you will bicker over anything and everything

Seriously it’s like listening to a married couple squabble

(I like to think of your relationship with James as like Tony Stark and Pepper Potts)

Even during sex the two of you are bantering back and forth like a ping pong ball

Now that you mention it

SEX

heck

Sex with James is like nothing you’ve ever felt before

Sex with James is rushed and rough and leaves you aching for more

Sex with James is soft and gentle and leaves you feeling loved

Sex with James is an excuse for him to worship your body, drink you in like a fine wine and bottle you up in that spot in his chest

And you guess that’s what life with him is like

There are moments where life with him is rushed and rough and soft and gentle.

There is no inbetween

You balance each other out, and that’s what makes it work

With James, life is an adventure

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James: *does/says something extremely stupid*

Lily: I don’t know him

James: HA! she’s a liar! we’re actually married!

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James Fleamont Potter is 10000000000% that guy who gets drunk with his friends & ends up outside his crush’s house screeching Still Into You when she opens the window to shout back “IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING!!! I’M ALREADY DATING YOU!!! GO HOME!!! YOU’RE DRUNK!!!” while his friends video the whole thing for blackmail later.

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don’t have to like but you can’t deny you needed me, i’ve set the standards far too high for you to follow me; feel free to try your best