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Out there, full of shine and full of sparkle

(WALL-E AU!)

(based on this scene from the movie)

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humans are shockingly intelligent creatures but unfortunately human meatballs are good as fuck soooo :/

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literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

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Yesterday on my way to the thing, the radio was playing a segment from the original War of the Worlds broadcast and

LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU.

I am no smarter than a 1938 housewife. That shit is alarming to hear on the radio if you don't know what it is.

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Loved this camera angle in the game

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a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

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Oh sweet summer child

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people will just make adult dick live in the manor like that wouldnt be some kind of horror story

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Arcane is an advanced form of doomed by the narrative/doomed from the beginning because the show is trying so hard to create this serious, intricate story but the endgame of this story is everyone ending up in League of Legends

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"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type

"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist

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i can only imagine how things could have gone worse if they played monopoly

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keep thanking abt that game

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A hundred years have past since the Tulpar crash.

On a rouge scavenging trip, a crew run into the long abandon shuttle. They latch onto to raiding the shuttle for at least parts if nothing else good is around.

Spacesuits on and sawing into the interior, the first thing they see is that the entire ship was successfully sealed up. As they wander around they stumble upon a long forgotten birthday party, only skeltons remain however everything about it is... wrong. One skull has a jagged cut in the head, another a bullet wound and third's tattered clothes still had discoloration going from the neckline down.

Venturing further leads to the reveal of another skeleton holding a gun in the utility room. Space madness, snapped and killed the crew.

The discovery of fifth skeleton in the cryo pod only leads to more questions.

Did they run out of food? Resort to cannibalism?

Then an eerie creaking starts.

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Devastating game

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"the magnets that fix your depression?"

"the magnets that fix your depression."

"i don't believe in that."

"dude i've been there."

"how would that even work?"

"they use magnets."

"magnets?"

"to fix your depression."

"the magnets that fix your depression."

"they use the magnets that fix your depression."