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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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theres gonna be 1 ski jumper that figures it out and just flies away and never comes down
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This is actually the most insane photo ever taken. The siblings….
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my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"
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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom
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i fear we have lost the true meaning of overconsumption.
buying 15 body washes is overconsumption, buying 3 because there was a good deal is not.
buying every shade of a lip gloss the second it comes out and never using them again is overconsumption, buying 2 from a new collection you know you will use is not.
i’m saying this because i saw a video of someone doing a home restock and she had bought 2 sent bead things because there was a good deal and over half the comments were people saying how it was overconsumption. this is not overconsumption this is saving money.
overconsumption is buying things you don’t need and will never use just because you want to buy something. it is buying in bulk knowing you will never use the products. what overconsumption is not is buying two body scrubs because it was buy one get one free and you know you will use them. it is not buying two shampoos at once so you have a backup. that’s not overconsumption.
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ok let’s all just kill ourselves. Ok? Ok!!!!!!!!!!
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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time
and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived
my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️
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Caught between the irresistible nerd impulse to brag that I've been into [artist] since before it was cool and the undeniable reality that the principal reason [artist]'s early work is obscure is because it sucks ass.
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Okay so you know that Kinda Fucked Up Person™ feeling when like. Someone is nice to you at the exact right resonant frequency to make all the hairs on the back of your neck stand up
And it’s not even that they’re creepy or inappropriate but being around them gives you… like. That “someone is walking on your grave” type feeling?
What IS that, and is there a word for it? Because “pathological heebie-jeebies” isn’t getting me anywhere
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Mention anything that I am disgustingly interested in or knowledgeable of and I’m going to look at you like this
Sorry tumblr user I stole this clip from your post I can’t stop laughing why is he doing that
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I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.
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i just got my schedule for uni and i have an 8 am class on the first day someone please shoot me
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someone should tell awsten knight that it’s ok to be bisexual
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