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Tumblr holidays not being used for the rest of the world is weird. What do you mean I have to go to school/work? Don't you people know Julius Caesar was stabbed multiple times?

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Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

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calm down guys, it's only the 8th

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The entire population of tumblr to Julius Caesar every year:

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the run up to the ides of march on tumblr is what christmas used to feel like as a kid

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someone on tiktok had a theory that the reason mags didn't speak was bc she only spoke spanish. he showed a map of panem and the map showed district 4 in the mexico-area and she's older than the games themselves so what if instead of having a stroke she was speaking the dead language of spanish? katniss said she heard mags speaking in unidentifiable mumbles. it might have been spanish?? which is fucking hilarious.

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i was so scared for him

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imagine being a cd just cosy in ur box and then u get to spin around for a bit and then back in ur cosy box dream life

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how the fuck does anyone have time to do anything

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bridgerton is so fucking fun. each season they pick the two hottest people you've ever seen in your life, tell a ridiculously romantic story with them, set the whole thing vaguely in the regency era but make the costumes more camp and ridiculously elaborate in the best way every season, make the hot people bang, craft intricate and breathtaking sets, flesh out incredibly well a bevy of characters, then cast some more super hot people of colour to play characters that were white in the books. all of that from source material that is cheesy and they make it excellent and more progressive. I want a million seasons.

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Real fresh air fanatics have the window cracked on a cold winters night

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

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