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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu
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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful
men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars
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*extremely drunk screaming at the rest of the dinner table* Minun is nothin withoug plusle
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my car battery is now completely dead.
remaking again cause the old post lost traction.
please, i've had so much shit hit me at once that i have to pay for and i still need help. i'm the only driver in my house so i need to have my car running.
here's a pic of autumn sassily looking at me as reward for reading. even if you can't donate passing along anywhere you can would be greatly appreciated!
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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty
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Today i accidentally listened to a song that made me sad and then the ambulance came to take me away forever
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Come and See Him
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"obsessive compulsive disorder"? ha....i think you mean i have a Philosopher's Soul. and also The Demon
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When you are posting on tumblr, do not add your commentary to the text of the post, in case others disagree with you and the original poster may come and say to you, "Make your own post," and then you will be in disgrace. But when you post, add your commentary to the tags, so that when the original poster sees them, they may say to you, ‘Friend, do not hide this in the tags'; then you will be honored in the presence of all who blog with you.
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happy 20k to comparing the width of your dick to the PlayStation 3. i am going to turn off tumblr for a while
happy 10k to comparing the width of your dick to the PlayStation 3. i have a migraine
#rainbow speaks#not because of the post necessarily#i have ocd and my mental health regularly dips because of it#i'm ok :) just need a break
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cosmo wanda i wish kitty kat from the bad guys 2 (2025) was real and my girlfriend
cosmo wanda i wish the effects of climate change were reversed
#rainbow speaks#you have to reblog this version#so one day my wishes can come true ESPECIALLY making kitty kat real
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I really like this gif I made btw. genuinely how it feels
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