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Queen bees have a lot of babies. They must be very horny.

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The haircut, while nearly perfect, was off by just a hair.

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What clique hates Halloween?

Nerds™.

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KFC is chicken-finger lickin' good.

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Acne is so annoying; it really gets under my skin you know?

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I hot-boxed my car in a tornado. I was high as a kite.

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Why does Sherlock Holmes never have a phone cover? He always cracks the case.

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Hey guys what do u call it when Harry, Ron, and Hermione all meet up @ the Weasley house

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The monkey was going bananas where he was working so he decided to leaf to a different branch of the company.

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The cut in money supply caused a lot of interest.

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The ballerina was so self-important, always in the spotlight.

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The building fell on me like a ton of bricks.

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I’m not what the side-effects of eating caterpillars is, but I have butterflies in my stomach. 

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My wife would not stop talking about different types of wines.

I finally managed to put a cork in it.

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Micheal Phelps is a very busy man.

He struggles to keep his head above the water.

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The fisher was able to speak to fish.

He dropped them a line whenever he wanted.

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The potato smoke pot.

Man, he got baked.