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Honestly I could watch these 8 seconds from The Eric Andre Show for the rest of my life and I’ll still laugh every fucking time

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Everyone at the park is homosexual and/or transgender...yuuuuuup even the dogs

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You know AI guys are living in another reality bc the amount of terror I would feel if a computer sent me, unprompted, an image of a blank-expression copy of myself trapped in a endless hallway of mirrors is frankly indescribable

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not gonna lie, when i saw that a cybertruck had exploded i legit didn't realize it was some sort of premeditated thing, i just thought it was just another extreme flaw in it's design. i had no idea fireworks were involved, i honest to god thought it just did that on its own

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topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

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the fact that George "let's murder everyone in the middle east" bush Jr is getting rehabilitated in the public mind as just a bumbling incoherent buffoon and not the bloodthirsty neoconservative warhawk he was and still is is proof that Trump is only like two future presidencies away from being seen in pop culture as a wacky jokester

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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

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How widespread is the knowledge that you should never say the words “overdose” or “drugs” or literally anything about suspected use in a call to 911? My fellow Americans, don’t say you’re seeing an overdose or suspect an overdose if you’re calling 911.

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people really do act like being racist about china and chinese people actually makes them more worldly and politically aware.

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LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

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They've invented topless tgirls wearing short shorts that show off bulge and yep basically it's the new best thing

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(forgot the word cunty) girl you look vaginal

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Your 20s are not about anything and your 30s are not about anything and your 40s... also not about anything

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me: boy oh boy I wish I had somewhere to study the nearly complete skeleton of a columbian mammoth 🤔

the esteemed la brea tar pits: