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hey atheists

if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

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This is how I found out. Wtf. Why is my only news source memes?!?!!

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Oh, john...

(Based off of this post v)

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Just bought the Stanley Parable and beat it in like ten minutes. That was easy

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would you still love me if i was rendered in increasingly abstract ways to imply my progressing sense of disconnection from humanity

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You're my reason...🧿☕️📼

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The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao

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For all the single people thinking of getting married, here are the pros and cons:

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don’t.

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yoo where is my uber taking me 😭

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I feel like Jon is a bit of a rebound…

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michael awareness poster

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So true

Googly eyes

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Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books

Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything

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I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

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Typical season 4 jmart interaction ig

(but make out was never an option)

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I miss tma season one when Jon puts his whole archivussy into a statement and then ends it by saying "yeah lmao this probably didn't happen. I asked Martin to look into it and he found nothing because he sucks and I hate him. Tim got me more information, probably because he's such a fucking slut. Sasha was also very useful. I love Sasha because she's so dependable and trustworthy. Nothing bad will ever happen to Sasha to make her less dependable or trustworthy."