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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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another put prev somewhere

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Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.

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The little mutual label that appears after your URL in my notifs are friendship bracelets to me btw

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what if they had leggies

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i loved you then, and i love you now

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Never forget the phedding phing

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cleaned up an old doodle

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theyre just hanging out!

anyone else on phannie high alert from their recent behaviours and words and everything?

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Hegseth has stopped cybersecurity defenses against Russia…

WAKE 👏 THE 👏 F 👏 UP 👏

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Fourteen in Hades' style! 😊 (Here is Ten)

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first thing you have to do is feel guilty for no reason second thing you have to do is become surgically inseparable from your shame third thing you have to do is find out what specific daydream lets you get through 9 hour shifts and wring it for all its worth Thats basically all i know

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Please enjoy this updated meme:

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one of my cat's favorite things to do is sit in this specific box and chew really hard on plastic

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‘time is just a small dream, it won’t take long’, embroidery on calico fabric, 2023

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