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People should ask not why cats sit in boxes, but why humans don't. I'm sure some time in cardboard box would fix me.
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Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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whatever dude. john dough hammock
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supple-MENTAL am I right-
I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons
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I think I’m gonna skip this captcha
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I had this vision of Faroe smoking in sleep clothes for a while & finally drew it
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I get the hype around leyendecker studies now hot damn. Noel by beloved
ref under cut
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man I fucking love art school. where else can I draw silly malevolent propaganda on the giant dry erase wall that makes up half of the entryway in my residence hall in which students are invited to cover it with doodles. you can’t get this at harvard.
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Episode 20 <3
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my favorite thing about the “every statement giver feels the need to mention how shitty gerry’s dye job is” thing is that it makes sense if you think about it for a second: it’s an audio-only medium and we need to be able to recognize recurring characters, but the people talking don’t know their names, so it makes sense that every character would need a distinct physical trait to serve as a sort of calling card
but then you think about it for another second and remember that gertrude’s calling card is literally just “old woman.” like you understand meta-textual storytelling enough to understand that if someone says an old woman showed up they probably mean gertrude. and gerry is goth. which is a much more distinct trait than “old woman.” like that was more than enough on its own. that would have fully served the purpose. the dye job really was just that bad.
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just before my exams i posted malevolent and the results were good so i doodled noel to thank the gods
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human john !!!
Hes literally my everything the love of my life my shining star in the darkness my beautiful wife <3333
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some human and inhuman jarthur smooches for everyone, because I have a feeling some of us might be needing it today
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Tw for blood 👇
It's a man, on the piano... His hands are covered in blood and stains the keys- Faroe... It's your father
His eyes... They're dead... There's no light coming out of them...
I'm sorry, Faroe
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do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??
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MOST DATABLE DATABLE CHARACTER 2 FINAL ROUND
Karlach propaganda:
“Sweetest girl ever. She could throw you across a room. She can burn down a house. But she just wants a hug and to be cared about and to live her life.”
“Definitively overused phrase but she's a golden retriever she's so cute!”
“She's the perfect woman!!! She's so nice and cute and silly and strong and wow I love girls”
"Karlach is the champion slave of one of the Devils in a layer of hell, and was sold to her by someone she trusted, and on TOP of that she is an experiment with an engine for a heart and she knows she’s going to die and is in fairly constant pain but DESPITE that she is relentlessly positive and outgoing and silly because her spirit cannot be fucking crushed no matter WHAT"
Gale propaganda:
“He is my cringe malewife I love him <3”
“Listen. Some may dunk on him for eating all of your magic artifacts (he only eats three!!) and others may dislike him for various bugs in his romance. But man oh man does this guy take devotion to the next level. He is such a romantic. Says the line "Whether I condemn this world or not, I choose you." after you successfully convince him to disobey his goddess who is also his ex girlfriend. He's a bit hungry for power, but in like, a sexy way, where he wants to get it to elevate you both to Godhood. And if you tell him that you want him for the man he is and not the God he aspires to be, he abandons that search for power and proposes. You can have wizard sex with him in the sky. His "rebellious streak" consists of staying up late reading and summoning a cat when his parents told him he couldn't have one, and also the aforementioned pursuit of godlike powers. What an absolute catch. He's always saying dramatic stuff in battle, but if you have him sneak around, he starts complaining like a grumpy old man. He's extra attracted to you when you're in battle. He has a bomb in his chest. And it is a very nice chest. Anyway. Boyfriend material.”
“This man is so sweet and idealistic. He wants everything about your romance to go perfectly like a fairy tale but that isn't really possible in apocalyptic settings, so he will use magic to help you forget your surroundings when trying to be intimate to get as close as he can to perfect because he wants you to have the best. He is also attracted to literally all of your character and gets really turned on when you are musky and covered in blood after a battle. Just love my nerdy awkward horny romantic wizard.”
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Apparently I drew more
Extra of the sillies
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