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I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

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COPULA Antenna L/R ear clip

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The worlds only incel with 12 kids.

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Sex is bad ass if you like hanging around someone enough you can get them to put a bunch of ooze in you. Or other such things

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i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

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😼

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"You gave her a lobotomy, I spent my whole life at her whim, baptized her, then died for her. We are not the same"

-Gideon probably

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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When someone plays a song for you that you’ve never heard before

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how 2 flirt w me

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Menaces. Me and @linddzz talking about the terrible habits of our favourite twig boys let to this.

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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy