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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas
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just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet
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the only thing in our new apartment so far
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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"
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split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing
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“Bat swinging at wasp nest” post but I cannot be nice about astrology people. No you did not find the one good or cute or quirky way to believe the quality of someone’s character is biologically pre-determined. Just because you found a way to not base it on race or ethnicity or gender does not make judging someone’s character on an innate and uncontrolled attribute suddenly teehee fine.
I’m even more baffled by the people going “it’s just fun!” “It’s just a hobby!!” Sure if it was something harmless. It’s not. We are quite literally talking about how you intend to judge, treat, view, respect, and interact with someone entirely differently based on an inherent trait. How are you not aghast? How are you not embarrassed? Why are you so insistent on needing to operate on a hierarchy of pre-determined character judgement?
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I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying
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the joker is so fucked up for this one. OCD based death trap is crazy
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halberd night at the pub. everyone's having a good time and the halberds are clattering every time someone shifts a little in the space. suddenly, something stands out. that wasn't the iconic sound of a halberd clacking against a halberd. that was the sound of a glaive. unacceptable. thirty halberds crash down onto the same spot before the glaive-knave can even realise what just happened
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