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Long magical girl transformation and the whole audience is so excited to see how I will subvert it, but in the end I just look like a normal magical girl and they're all booing me because I didn't subvert the genre and I'm crying because I just wanted to be a normal magical girl
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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
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I Suffered Lethal Fall Damage In The City Of The Rats And All I Got Was This Stupid Opal
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okay man we get it you’re being tested by god
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in order to be a trans girl you just have to be a girl
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as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post
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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe
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what if a second CEO got got and the bullet casings said "WRONG" "GUY" "LOL"
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How does it feel that you're consistently fueling people's degradation kinks?
Thats... not true
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