raifer-vayne

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//man I'm kinda on an Oblivion Remastered playthrough

Goofy ass sprint animation tho lol! Looks so uhh bad with two handers

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hello beloveds ☺️

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“We shouldn’t be doing this.” continues to do it

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"Is buttcheeks one word?"

Raifer brought his hands flat together, fingers drumming together.

"Or should I spread them apart?"

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Flavor of the soul: Raifer

Flavor: Salt

ah little kraken, bold are you. restless sailor, dauntless fighter, lower your sword, let me see your shield. ah, of course, they are but the same object. oh wave-tossed ruffian, lend me some of your mettle would you? you have been struck by the sharpest of spears yet you still stand here proudly. but off your guard, elsewhere of the battlefield, you will find your spirit can parch others. your words are but weapons crafted from your soul. little lion, sheathe your claws, or the ones you love the most will suffer. you do not have to be strong all the time love, there's nothing wrong with being soft. vulnerability is not weakness, and if it were, what's wrong with that? strength is not always your greatest tool, your heart is good. put down excalibur, and use your words. you'll find they will carry you much farther. not everything in life is a battle.

Tagged by @its-a-full-galaxy

Tagging others: @acid-green-exo @cajunspoons @nighttbound @belong-in-the-wilds @belost-the-watcher

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End result of this polling. Which... there is a 50 split chance between Raifer just outright not paying child support or choosing violence upon waking up. And absolute certainty, he'd never cough up money. This sounds accurate.

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"Immortality with no purpose and no aim. Sounds like a power given to the wrong people. It sounds like something needing correcting in the future if you people need to maintain a greater society."

Raifer wasn't easily impressed with the tricks or the hint of such a power tripping group of people existing outside the known authority of the government. For now, they sounded reckless and maybe even poorly organized.

For now, it seemed in his best interests to remain observant and stay his tongue on any obvious threats. He'd met with guardians before, and all were different, but they could hardly be seen as a trustworthy monolith. Neutrality was his game for now.

"Not the first guardian I've met. Know a few more on a more personal level. They all seemed far more restrained and cautious or at least aware of themselves and purpose than you make it all sound."

Raifer laid along the edge of a rooftop, tossing a grenade to the air, catching, then to the air, and repeat.

"So, would you rather eat a baby goat... or a matta baby?"

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I love dangerous things. I can’t help it.

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//ngl I've had some muse and want to return to some threads here that I've got, but my mind really has been stuck in a bad spot considering anticipation for tonight with this storm, and seeing the likely for severe weather in my area. So freaked out because I just do not want the house to get with another tornado like back in 2020, like man, spring season blows balls because of severe storm shit. I cannot wait to move and take my puppies somewhere a bit more manageable.

And someone rear-ended my mom on her way to work. Just not an excellent day. So, sorry for ooc nonsense, but praying and hoping I can return soon and spring is less like this.

For now, I'm somewhat on discord. I know I repeat. Just mentally more comfortable there than here rn and that info is pinned, so there. 🙃

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Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Raifer in the middle of the night:

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"Welcome to the Captain's quarters. Back that ass up, Captain's orders."

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thinking about monstrosities and tenderness

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Rich & Wealthy Sentences

(Sentences for muses with a lot of money. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Wow, $20? That's cheap considering you come from money."

"I would offer you a drink, but it's very rare and expensive."

"If I want to spend half a million dollars, that's for me to decide!"

"Are you rich? How much?"

"I was poor once. I'm never going to be poor again."

"I've never been around so much money in my whole life!"

"You know what your problem is? You're spoilt."

"What do you spend your money on?"

"I could get used to being rich."

"What value is money, or even life, without love?"

"Whoever the hell you are, you obviously grew up rich."

"What's the point in earning money if you're not going to spend it?"

"Are you, um... Rich?"

"I would have loved a trust fund!"

"Are you a member of the club?"

"Don't you find all that money awfully tedious?"

"I'm guessing you don't spend a lot of time on buses."

"Why is your house so big?"

"That must have cost a fortune!"

"You have no idea how the real world works, do you?"

"This place is amazing!"

"I can tell that you have money. I can tell that it's new money, and I can tell that you don't know what to do with their money."

"You're behaving like a spoilt child, which is exactly what you are!"

"Can I ask you a personal question? How can you afford to shop here?"

"Whatever do you do with all that money?"

"When exactly was the last time you actually met a normal person?"

"You should get yourself a boat!"

"You're appallingly rude. You must be immensely rich, or no one would put up with it."

"My father is very influential."

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"Sleep tight"