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For some reason, it never occurred to me that Project Gutenberg would have public domain old cookbooks. This is BRILLIANT. There’s a 1953 cranberry recipe pamphlet and a suffrage cookbook from 1915 and a translation of Apicus’s guide to food in Imperial Rome and a whole bunch of other fascinating old cookbooks, many pre-1800. Treasure trove!
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[Image ID: a screenshot of a tweet. The username has been cut off. Text saying: "saw a guy hold up his baby up to a painting like this today" underneath is a picture of a sketch on a post it. It shows a man holding his baby up with straight arms at the height of his chest. In front of the baby is a rectangle drawn to represent a picture.
Underneath is a response by workmacarti: "we should stop taking pictures of people in public and resort back to drawing from memory" /End ID]
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[ID 1: a tweet by Julia Galef. It says: "I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs
eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left
As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, 'You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends'"
ID 2: a tweet by summer goth. It says: "Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog 'NO!' and then more quietly, 'We talked about this!'" /End ID]
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[ID 1: a tweet by Reuben Perlman. It says: "When a nurse checks your blood pressure they should immediately clarify whether it's good or bad. '130 over 90' ok cool are we just saying random numbers"
ID 2: a table of blood pressure ranges and what they mean. High Blood Pressure Stage 4 has a blood pressure above 210 over 120. High Blood Pressure Stage 3 is between 180 over 110 and 210 over 120. Those two stages are a hypersensitive crisis. High Blood Pressure Stage 2 is between 160 over 100 and 179 over 109. Pre- High Blood Pressure is between 130 over 85 and 159 over 99.
There are 3 phases of normal Blood Pressure. High Normal Blood Pressure is between 121 over 81 and 129 over 84. The ideal Blood Pressure is between 100 over 65 and 120 over 80. Low normal Blood Pressure is between 90 over 60 and 99 over 64.
Low Blood Pressure is between 70 over 40 and 89 over 59. Too Low Blood Pressure is between 50 over 35 and 69 over 39. Extremely Low Blood Pressure is below 50 over 35. Too Low Blood Pressure and Extremely Low Blood Pressure are Dangerously Low Blood Pressure. /End ID]
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[Image ID: a tweet by Paprika. It says: "I hate how I am a 'I have an appointment at 4pm so I can't do anything all day' type of person" /End ID]
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[Image ID 1: Tweet by Daily Roman Updates. There is a text in bulletpoints saying:
"- reading Aristotle
- no idea what he's talking about
- check footnote
Oh."
Underneath is a picture of the footnote: "67. No one knows what this paragraph means."
Image ID 2: screenshot of a tag saying: #also when I get too excited in group chats /End ID]
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[Image ID 1: Screenshot of an article by BBC News titled "I went without Sky TV as a child, says Sunak" by the political reporter Becky Morton. The first line says "Rishi Sunak has said he went without "lots of things" as a child, including Sky TV."
Image ID 2: a screenshot of a Google search. The search bar reads "when did Sky TV start UK" underneath it says "1989
Sky Television was launched in 1989, when Mr Sunak was eight years old. Within a year of its launch Sky claimed to reach one million households in the UK, reaching six million subscribers by the end of the 1990s. Its popularity soared after Sky Sports won the rights to show live Premier League football games in 1992." /End ID]
i'm trying to think of a funny caption but honestly nothing can be funnier than the fact that he actually said this and thought it was a good idea
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I absolutely hate the feeling of sunscreen!
But I think I would hate the feeling of skin cancer more, so I guess I just have to suck it up and deal with it.
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[Image ID: Text saying "also being single 'forever' doesn't work, when we get older we'll understand. (not hating just my opinion :D)" /End ID]
reblog if being single forever worked for you
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“why can’t the queer community be all sunshine and rainbows and never ever disagree with each other!!! let people do what they want!!! stop the infighting!!!” <- thing that only gets said when lesbians and trans women are upset about something
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Like this is not what that map should look like:
[Image ID: a map of Germany showing the strongest parties in its constituencies. Almost the entire map is black, royal blue, and dark blue. West Germany is almost entirely black, representing the CDU, a very conservative party in Germany. There is also a bit of red, for the SPD, and green, for Die Grüne, sprinkled in West Germany, mostly in major cities.
Bavaria is entirely dark blue, which represents the CSU, which is essentially the CDU for Bavaria.
East Germany is almost entirely royal blue, representing the AfD. The AfD is assessed to be a right-wing extremist suspected case by the federal office for the defense of the constitution. In a few states in East Germany it has been declared to be secured right extremist. There are repeated cases of AfD members using Nazi speech, denying the Holocaust and other horrific things.
There are only a few constituencies in East Germany that are either black or green. The green constituencies are in the inner city of Berlin and in Potsdam. /End ID]
Okay, so... The EU election was... absolute shit. Wtf. Send help.
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Okay, so... The EU election was... absolute shit. Wtf. Send help.
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Aspecs. Acespecs. Arospecs. Aplspecs. Reblog if you agree.
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No! I missed it!😭 It's going in my calendar with 100 notifications for next year y'all!
Just a reminder to everyone that aplatonic visibility day is tomorrow! Aplatonics are so often erased and overlooked as a part of the aspec community. Tomorrow is a day dedicated to aplatonic pride for that reason. If you can, do something that day to spread awareness or show support. It means a lot.
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Reblog if your tumblr url is the same one you started with.
This is a serious thing. Im curious how many people over the course of year(s) kept the same tumblr handle. A ton of the people I follow have changed their over time.
As far as I know Im one of the few who havent. Few being relative as there are millions of tumblr users. But yeah.
Social experiment.
If you HAVE changed your URL Click Here
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[Image ID: a screenshot of a tweet by Ellen. Their handle is flyingsnow. There is text saying "When you're warm and cosy and safe and also full of stolen sausage." Underneath is a photo of an orange cat curled up underneath a blanket. The cat is laying on another blanket or pillow on top of a couch or armchair. The blankets seem to be made of wool and seem very warm and comfortable. Only the top half of the cat's head is peaking out of the blanket starting with the eyes. The cat is looking directly at the camera./ End ID]
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[Image ID: first picture shows a screenshot of a tweet by SzMarsupial saying "yeah, great place to be fighting guys, real smart, this can only end well". Underneath is a photo of two cats fighting on top of a high and narrow shelf. They are standing on their back legs with their front legs being at the throat of the other cat each.
The second picture shows a black and white drawing titled "The death of Sherlock Holmes" by Sidney Paget from 1893. It shows Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty fighting at the Reichenbach Falls. They are fighting on a cliff next to the waterfall. They are very close to the edge. The cliff is like the shelf of the previous picture very narrow. Both Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty are about to fall off the cliff to their death. The image is an illustration of the Sherlock Holmes story "the final problem" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. /End ID]
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