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22 n 17? for the ask game :3

22. Shhh totally don't have a playlist dedicated to eddie and jon and there voice lines no not at all lol

17. Literally it's people actually showing they like what I'm doing. Like I'm not kidding likes and relogs give me a certain kind of satisfied serotonin that lets my brain actually feel confident with me doing stuff.

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✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

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Jonathan Crane/Reader Dates

Library Date. Head with him to the local library and pick out books for each other. Then, once you have your books you both find a quiet corner to cuddle and read together.

Bird Feeding. You both head to the local park and feed the pigeons and crows. Spend time together on the park bench reminiscing about childhood, and bonding over the fact that you both were bullied.

Midnight Corn Maze Runs. If it’s fall, you both like to sneak into a local corn maze and run around trying to scare each other. Fun!

Hayride. Another autumn trip, you both find a local hayride and with some blankets to cuddle, you settle in and keep each other warm among the fall air.

Thrift Store Shopping Trip! See who can find the best outfit for under five dollars!

Cafe Lunch. Find a local cafe or coffee shop and split lunch, with some coffee or perhaps a orange smoothie. Talk about life over food and just generally bond with each other.

Scary Movie Marathon! See who can last the longest against the best scares! Bonus points if you finish with the Addams Family

Pumpkin Carving Competition! Who can make the scariest jack o lantern? You or Jonathan? Super fun fall activity!

Late Night Walks, no beach–instead try Gotham Cemetery! Super spooky!

Museum Date. Find a museum within driving distance and go together! Enjoy the exhibits and learn something new!

Truck Cuddles. Find a secluded area under the stars, pile in the blankets in the truck’s back cabin and lay together staring up into the sky.

Volunteer at a Soup Kitchen Together. It makes you both appreciate what you have, and it’s a good thing for the community.

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Professor Crane is the type of teacher who learns every students name, and remembers who sleeps through classes and who pays attention. He knows the bullied kids well, and often makes life harder for the bullies themselves. He let everyone have unlimited bathroom breaks, and gives extra credit out when needed. He loves the kids who bring him coffee, and hates the kids who make fun of his teachings. He’s a good teacher, and his legendary teaching techniques live on, even as he becomes the Scarecrow.

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Could you do BTAS and/or Arkhamverse Riddler with a platonic darling who is really smart but acts dumb?

Absolutely love! Also hello yandere stuff been awhile lol

Arkhamverse Riddler with a platonic darling who is really smart but acts dumb

Oho he is struggling here

On the one hand he wants to keep you safe on the other your completly perplexing his synapsis

He was first to wonder if he was just drawn to you because you were so stupid and CLEARLY you needed his assistance.

Then he starts picking up on little things.....

Things that clearly no idiot would do

And his honestly a little taken aback

And oh how the obsession gets worse because now he basically has to pick this apart

Basically, starts shoving you into his work to see how you work

Gets super frustrated when he sees the dumb act

Basically start creating covert riddles to see if you'd actually solve them

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16 and 21 for the soft ask game :o)

16. so this one is actually got two answers because I have something I want to do for the blog as well as for in personal stuff

For personal life really hoping to get my head outta my but and start art again. I was especially active with it 4 years ago when I took lessons at my local art museum but the neurodivergent burnt out hit like a gosh darn truck during covid.

For the blog honestly? Wanna do an actual series like @caesariawritesstuff 's cat and mouse. It's not like I haven't done big things of writing before but I did it so long ago that I cringe (lovingly) at it that it's defiantly not a rep of my work now.

21. ugh choosing between coco and tea is like choosing between my kids, but when in doubt tea.

(Also here's a tip for all my menstruating friends, peppermint has a lot of anti-inflammatory properties that help with cramps)

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Secretarial duties

Arkham riddler x reader

(note reader uses fem pronouns)

Being his secretary means reminding him of even the mundane.

Brown work boots stomped through wet puddles that littered the ground. A mix of water and green neon blacklight paint doting through the old underground sewage tunnels that made up gotham. Workers welding and cutting through unneeded pipe and metal, some members of the criminal underworld or even members of gcpd. All of you working for the same man yet only you could go out of your way too bother the genius behind the operation.

You could feel the sweat slightly form as you ventured further into the sewer. The humidity uncomfortably dotting your bare arms. The tank top being a necessity. The work boots and pants being another compromise to do you're work. The Chinese delivery in your hand as well the multiple papers in a green folder being other compromises.

"Then redo the wiring." The harsh tone of your boss rang out as you got closer to mess riddled with tools spread around the ground. Open wiring being stood over by Edward nigma. Welding goggles still over his eyes. Torch welder firmly held in his hand. One of his gcpd hirers looking slightly annoyed.

"And risk gordon finding out? You can't be-"

"Oh I assure you I'm serious. As serious as I am about resending your payment from the electronic account system." Edward hissed out. The worker letting out an annoyed noise for pouting his way off towards the entrance. The riddler returning to his task.

Your feet taking a few steps forward and letting out a small cough into your hand. The man letting out a petty sigh.

"I swear if you idiots can't even-" Dropping the torch welder and turning around, sneer on his face. Almost completely disappearing when he realized who it was. "Manage that..."

"Sir."

"Now here's a riddle: why is my secretary somewhere she shouldn't quite be?" He mused out hand grabbing one of the lenses on his goggles picking them up over his eyes and on his head. He somehow looked worse than when you lass saw him two days ago. "Or better yet why is she in Kingston in the middle of the night?"

"You haven't stopped by the orphanage in a minute, and I need you to sign off on this."

You held out the green folder him taking it and taking a moment to flip it's open to its contents. A stack of white papers each with a slew of messages on them all with a regularly occurring name.

"Mr. cobblepot has been leaving messages. Wants to hire your services. The last name Falcone was mentioned as well." Your said pointing to the certain bits you had highlighted. A light scowl on his face. Probably from realizing the hassle he would have to go through. "Per your guidelines I need your approval to allow our services to the rest of the rouges gallery."

"And once again the supposed strongest in the criminal underworld comes to me for help, thank you dear I'll handle-" "One more thing sir."

You held out the white delivery bag out to him. His eyebrow quirking up as he took in the Styrofoam packages held with in. Looking back up to you.

"This is..."

"Dinner." You say with smile. Noting how famished he just looked.

"Dinner, I thank you for the concern dear but it's completely unnecessary."

Of course he would be like this, it was nothing truly surprising to you by this point. Twas the norm of the man and you often didn't question such.

"Sir I insist. Truly."

He gave a light frown. A nerve getting struck, clearly. Placing the heavy welder down fully. The metal making a hollow noise as it was settled down. The remaining noise down the tunnel still echoing out.

"(y/n) don't overstep. Your better than that. I have neither the patience nor the mental stamina to deal with-"

"Edward you need food. Malnourishment won't make you more productive. You know this." Your voice certainly didn't sound irritated or burdened. More like a mother trying to move her child towards doing the right thing. A certain fondness. That didn't stop the scowl that emerged. Finally taking a few good stops towards you. The tools on his belt slightly clanking together.

"I don't need anything. And I would certainly appreciate you respecting my authority for such." His tone becoming slightly darker. You were...slightly nervous of course. He wasn't pleasant when he was mad. Everyone knew that. You knew that.

"Listen edward I'm not...." You stopped yourself reevaluating your words, his expression still unimpressed. "This is me just thinking about you, that's all."

He almost seemed to be calculating something in his brain. The way his eyes squinted slightly, maybe figuring out the percentage of how much he wanted to "fire" you right now. Letting out a slightly less irritated sigh and snatching the bag out of your hands. His hands grabbing one of the boxes and sliding open the tab lid, eyes readjusting almost impressed.

"Well look at you getting my order correct." He remarked almost snidely. Though it didn't bother you like it would most others. Though he went quiet an eyebrow raising. Beginning to tut. "Well, are you just going to sit there like a moron? I believe you have an order for penguin to do."

You got the message loud and clear giving a small smile before walking off towards the tunnel entrance, unbeknownst to you a little after you left Edward found himself reopening the package finger dipping into a pocket of the dark sauce laying over the noodles and bringing it to his mouth. The unmissable salty taste of soy sauce hitting his tongue. A certain satisfaction hitting him. He'd have to throw in another five hundred into your next payment.

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I…..oh god I need to get this don’t I?

new lego riddler guys

he's so cute 🥺

he's in the new $300 arkham asylum set

bonus

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✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

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Stimulating

Arkham Riddler x Afab reader

Content warning: Smut,Fingering,dirty talk

"You're going wear yourself out~"

Edward's hand ghosted over you're hip as he pulled you closer to him. You practically just sitting in his lap. Hand returning too its previous menstruations against your clit. His other hand returning to the keyboard behind you, minding the monitor. The only thing able to leave your throat was a few desperate whimpers, hands gripping his messy, paint covered shirt. The smell of oil, paint and a metalic ting invading you're nostrils as you buried yourself in his shoulder.

"Ed please? Just-" The super criminal increasing the pressure just a bit causing a more audible moan to emit from you. "Give me something a little more?"

"Not until we relax a little. I do believe that was one of our rules." He tutted with a chuckle giving a tentative peck on the cheek and putting some of your hair behind your ears. "Right next to everything that happens is by my discretion I believe."

You were barely in control of your own actions at this point. Everything today was just.... too much on the senses. Something Mr. nigma had decided to alleviate personally. His way of love. Albeit stroking his ego appropriately.

"Fine, fine." His finger let go to allow you a second to let some air finally fill your lungs, a long, sweet inhale doing its job and certainly helping. Goosebumps could be seen lining your arms. The edge being taken off.

He looked so satisfied, so smug. Like of all the things that made up his day this was his proudest achievement.

An ungloved hand rested on your shoulder giving a tentative rub. His hand running up to your chin, thumb lifting your head up. That satisfied smirk ever so present.

"It's almost like you wanted to end up like this, right at my mercy." He chuckled proudly.

"Don't be mean ed."

"Careful, you might want to be more kind to the man who holds your pleasure right at his fingertips." Edwards fingers returning downwards to your clit one finally deciding to enter your warmth causing you to jolt. An audible groan leaving Edward.

Your pleasure starting to mount and build twice as much as before. Your head finding its way into his chest beginning to moan and groan, softer cries leaving your vocal cords. You could almost swear you were slightly tearing up. Edward humming in contentment. Another smug comment being said but your mind was barely able the words said. His name gracing itself through your vocal cords through a cry as you felt your thighs buckle.

Your orgasm ripping through you, his fingers becoming drenched in it. Letting you ride it out only stopping his fingers and removing them in an almost silent recognition exhaustion. Instead delivering them to his mouth giving a tentative suck.

"Satisfactory I'd say. Though you could have held your composure together a little more."

An audible groan leaving you as your hand went up and pinched his nose. The smirk on his face just getting bigger with a giggle.

"Don't offer to lend me a hand then get mad at the results ed."

"I'm not knocking your performance dear, just-' Edward leaned forward and pecked your forehead. "Trying to present some constructive criticism."

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As a Riddler fan, I really dislike when they understate his intelligence. In many adaptations he is said to be the smartest man in Gotham, if not on Earth. Hell, in the old cartoon he’s one of the THIRTEEN chosen to help RULE THE WORLD???? They act like he can’t be a super genius and lose to the Bat. The ENTIRE point of his character is that if he didn’t have pesky compulsions and a desperate need to boast he would be virtually unstoppable.

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Did we just fucking name a State Farm commercial featuring Batman the STATEFARM VERSE!?!

Dear god your all idiots and I love you all

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hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

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May I request the Hatters with an adopted emo and/or goth teenage kid?

Absolutely!

Mad hatters with an adopted emo/goth kid

Arkham

Poor Jervis is trying to be supportive he is!

Like he absolutely adores you

But he's so used to only having the wonderland aesthetic that your such a shell shock 180

Has to bring uncle jonathan in on this because he's so unsure of what to do.

He's under obligation to make you cloths, becomes and interesting challenge for him how to incorporate so much black in an outfit.

You're getting tons of cute hats, he's a milliner and your his child, I don't make the rules.

BTAS

He's even more unsure!

He's so blissfully joyful sometimes

Though absolutely willing to learn how to be supportive

Just give him a bit of grace (y/n) he's an old soul

Tries to listen to the music to get on your wavelength

Finds some ones that end up really appealing to him

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Stimulating

Arkham Riddler x Afab reader

18+ minors dni

Content warning: Smut,Fingering,dirty talk

"You're going wear yourself out~"

Edward's hand ghosted over you're hip as he pulled you closer to him. You practically just sitting in his lap. Hand returning too its previous menstruations against your clit. His other hand returning to the keyboard behind you, minding the monitor. The only thing able to leave your throat was a few desperate whimpers, hands gripping his messy, paint covered shirt. The smell of oil, paint and a metalic ting invading you're nostrils as you buried yourself in his shoulder.

"Ed please? Just-" The super criminal increasing the pressure just a bit causing a more audible moan to emit from you. "Give me something a little more?"

"Not until we relax a little. I do believe that was one of our rules." He tutted with a chuckle giving a tentative peck on the cheek and putting some of your hair behind your ears. "Right next to everything that happens is by my discretion I believe."

You were barely in control of your own actions at this point. Everything today was just.... too much on the senses. Something Mr. nigma had decided to alleviate personally. His way of love. Albeit stroking his ego appropriately.

"Fine, fine." His finger let go to allow you a second to let some air finally fill your lungs, a long, sweet inhale doing its job and certainly helping. Goosebumps could be seen lining your arms. The edge being taken off.

He looked so satisfied, so smug. Like of all the things that made up his day this was his proudest achievement.

An ungloved hand rested on your shoulder giving a tentative rub. His hand running up to your chin, thumb lifting your head up. That satisfied smirk ever so present.

"It's almost like you wanted to end up like this, right at my mercy." He chuckled proudly.

"Don't be mean ed."

"Careful, you might want to be more kind to the man who holds your pleasure right at his fingertips." Edwards fingers returning downwards to your clit one finally deciding to enter your warmth causing you to jolt. An audible groan leaving Edward.

Your pleasure starting to mount and build twice as much as before. Your head finding its way into his chest beginning to moan and groan, softer cries leaving your vocal cords. You could almost swear you were slightly tearing up. Edward humming in contentment. Another smug comment being said but your mind was barely able the words said. His name gracing itself through your vocal cords through a cry as you felt your thighs buckle.

Your orgasm ripping through you, his fingers becoming drenched in it. Letting you ride it out only stopping his fingers and removing them in an almost silent recognition exhaustion. Instead delivering them to his mouth giving a tentative suck.

"Satisfactory I'd say. Though you could have held your composure together a little more."

An audible groan leaving you as your hand went up and pinched his nose. The smirk on his face just getting bigger with a giggle.

"Don't offer to lend me a hand then get mad at the results ed."

"I'm not knocking your performance dear, just-' Edward leaned forward and pecked your forehead. "Trying to present some constructive criticism."

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Special event: Rae-rae's birthday month

That's right everyone! This month on march 7th i turn 21! So as a gift to my self I'm getting a tad self indulgent with my writing this month! We gotcha arkhamverse,ya btas and everything in between! (This is also a wonderful time for me to clean out my drafts : D)

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Hey remember when we saw riddler in the Arkham shadow credits but no riddler in game? Guess what we got in today’s update!?!

And it’s Wally too! And he’s already saying riddle me this!

Also @riddley-art it looks like the devs weren’t lying! Edward is helping Selina figure out her connections to the falcones!