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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
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#i actually already have a new gender#my bank didnt have gender neutral identifiers (i typically go by mx versus ms or mr)#but to rectify this mistake they let me identify as an Admiral#this may or may not be fraudulantly posing as a military officer
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So Australia has a yearly tradition going back over 20 years, that every Australia Day we all gather round our screens to watch an ad for a certain product. It's so ingrained in our consciousness that the ads don't even really relate to what they're supposed to sell anymore, we all just know.
This year the ad broke containment, and non-Australians are having their brains melted by this bizarre tradition, so international followers, lets see if you can work out what this is trying to sell before the last few seconds.
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every single day i'm like "ohh i'm so comfy right now i'll just fall asleep and take a nap..... surely there will be no consequence on my ability to fall asleep at a normal time later tonight" and then.
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either
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There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
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