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Putting all these copper ingots in my tight sumerian pussy
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Reposting this on this day of celebration.
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darling is such a faggot word. gorgeously flamboyant. I love the feeling of saying it
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Per experimental protocol we cannot disclose whether your boyfriend is part of the test group or part of the control group, nor can we comment on the likelihood of his inclusion in either cohort; suffice it to say that it's possible that we're sorry about your boyfriend.
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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*
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Doing the Kubrick Stare at my Steam games list for a solid 20 minutes before deciding not to play anything
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You know, I kinda miss the hood on his first uniform
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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich
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I 💗 the human experience. There is blood in my mouth !
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Only Hozier could write a song about older generations robbing the younger ones of a future, and make it sound like a metaphor for oral sex
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