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Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
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tiktok being back for us usamericans only puts me more on edge, they did all of that and put peoples jobs in jeopardy and made us stress out for what? to hail trump the hero just before he gets sworn in like he wasn’t the first one pushing for the ban
im on edge bc i know damn well this means that tiktok is officially underneath his thumb and that makes me wanna vomit, i would rather it die than see a place i loved turn into something its not but regardless of my feelings i hope that it stays for the sake of peoples whose lives depend on it
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Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out
Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.
Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?
Bruce: Unfortunately yes.
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Loving how as soon as electricity was like, a Thing, people just went "you can make toast with this" and started working on electric toasters but they didn't quite have the whole heating element thing down so there was a not insignificant chance of it just exploding
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Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.
That’s excellence.
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my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too
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Bruce and Dick having an actual break down because Damian just told them then he has another brother.
Bruce: Is he still living with Thalia?
Damian: I think so, the last time i saw him he was in the league with me.
Dick: And how old is he?
Damian who just take in caunt the years Jason have since he came out of the pit.
Damian: like 3.
Tim: only shit. But wait his father is also Bruce?
Damian: Obviously.
Bruce all ready thinking of a thousand plans to get his new son out of the league of assassins.
Damian: I don't understand your confusion, he seemed to already know who all of you are and he doesn't have a single drop of affection for you. I would say he hates you all.
Bruce starting to get alarmed because how does his son who he doesn't even know already hate him?
In other part of the city an angry Jason is planning his revenge but suddenly a sneeze make him have chills
Jason: I feel like someone is talking about me and i don't like it.
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remember when i said Bruce would forget his kids arre adopted?
imagine the same thing but opposite w damian for some reason.
Damian starts showing interest in medical stuff and Alfred lightly comments, "just like his grandfather," and Bruce hums with a finger on his chin, "Ra's?" and Alfred gives him a look and THEN Bruce realises, oh his father. his side of the family. because he's the dad. for real this time. ohhhhh.
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i love listening to my fiancée drawing
“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”
she’s so cute djksfh
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Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.
Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.
But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.
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I screwed around on a fake tweet maker for far, far too long to make this stupid post.
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Ive been told by a lot of people, including close friends and my wife, that they totally thought i didnt like them at first. Which always surprises me. But apparently the emotions in my head dont always make it out to my bod and its very hard to notice
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A requested piece! ROBIN SNUGGLE PILE
Aka Tim’s sleep jail time. Jason checking in with his brothers but also just stole supplies from the cave.
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