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Byleth: Give us the gate key.
Ferdinand: I have no gate key.
Byleth: Dimitri, tear his arms off.
Ferdinand, sweating: Oh you mean THIS gate key.
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Lili: Wanna arm wrestle?
Asuka: That is just an excuse to hold my hand, isn't it?
Lili: Maybe. But I also think I am more powerful than you!
Asuka: Like hell you are!!!
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My contribute for HwoaJin week (9-15th of september 2024)
❤️Day 1: fight / sparring I have HC that they already get along since they met each other, before T3. When you still have a habit to fight first.
🧡 Day 2: road trip / hiking They have a sex tour 😏❤️
💛 Day 3: swap / reverse AU Who is the devil now? 👀
💚 Day 4: domestic life / beach Kazama's boobs is a Tekken national treasure 🏖️
💙 Day 5: parenthood Headcanon: Hwoarang and Jin take care of little orphan boy named Kobu from Baek's dojo. Just like Baek took care of Hwoarang when he found him living as a street rat. Good dad vs best dad
💜 Day 6: fantasy Poor fisherman was seduced by Kitsune 🦊 This one is for my honey @tommy-the-ball-boy ❤️
❤️ Day 7: free day It was an amazing week! Thank you all for participation!🥳 Here is our collaboration with @crylin to celebrate the last day 🥰 All love for the best boys ❤️
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If I came to your place tonight, would you let me in?
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One of my favorite D&D gags that I ever came up with is part of a oneshot I've run a few times where the party is hired by a young wizard to help clear out a few active security measures in a tower that the wizard inherited from her old teacher.
The first obstacle to be cleared is the re-animated skeletons that the old wizard was using for gardening help. It's a pretty straightforward fight, but during the encounter, players may notice one particular raised bed of herbs that is set back in a corner of the garden by itself.
Upon further investigation, this one raised bed is absolutely shining with magical protections. There are runes carved into the wood of the bed, gemstones inlaid in the top of it, this bed is absolutely protected out the ass... and an arcana check shows that the protections are all pointed inward, attempting to keep what's in there from getting out.
What's growing in that raised bed, you may ask? What is so dangerous that the old wizard felt the need to place all these protections?
Mint.
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my baby’s sweet as can be
he gives me toothaches just from kissing me
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i have to defend fictional women who aren't good people because if i don't who else will
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Bear Fishing by Olga Burmistrova
"This is a real photo, not artificial intelligence. Archie is a retired former circus performer. He was born and raised with people. This bear is very inquisitive and loves the attention of the public. "
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