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One time I screamt

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I really do hate thinking. I wish I were feral and illiterate

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memeception

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same

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Just realized Hollywood doesn't know the difference between a retelling and a remake.

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what if we…. shipped our ocs together………  haha just    kidding..                               unless…? 

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black women own the power of cosplay

QUEENS

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Nine things about being brought back from the dead

You will be cold

You will wake up screaming, you all do.

Your entire body will throb, the pain will eventually subside; being brought back is never a painless task.

Do not get up immediately, you will be nauseous and your body will need time to readjust to this realm.

Ask for more blankets, you will feel very cold.

You will not remember how you died, do not ask.

Do not ask the practitioner how they performed the ritual, this is considered bad luck and you will not last long.

Your loved ones will be ecstatic to have you back, consider this a blessing.

Thank the practitioner and let them be on their way, if they do not look you in the eye consider this a bad omen.

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on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion 

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Find the creature that’s waited three thousand years to find a soul like its own. Be tender, this ancient deity has seen too much in its time and needs a careful hand to untangle its roots from the dying soil. Love the soft, somber, horror and see that it blooms only for love.

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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

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JG WENTWORTHH?

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i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral 

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reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog